Cheating on people

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By Morals
-  Sun Sep 21, 2003 8:24 pm #121357
What was it, 5 months for poisoning? You'll think twice before saying "I'll cook dinner" next time.

Note: I am only joking about Ickle's cooking. If she cooked for people she wouldn't be up for poisoning, she'd be up for manslaughter....
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By MK Chris
-  Sun Sep 21, 2003 8:25 pm #121358
Gigglyboots wrote:Nah, Topher can't be a poof if he got off with that Birds Eye lass ;)

Right, time for a sig change I think. Any witty suggestions, PM me... I might even credit you for it if you're lucky.
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By Gigglyboots
-  Sun Sep 21, 2003 8:29 pm #121359
But surely you must have enjoyed it before its in your sig. I have no idea who the Birds eye lass is anyway, I think I missed that story.
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By MK Chris
-  Sun Sep 21, 2003 8:33 pm #121360
I work for Unilever. Unilever owns Birds Eye Walls. The fat girl that works on Birds Eye Walls (i.e. the fat girl I work with) I got off with while extremely pissed. Not good, I think I will regret it for ever.
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By Gigglyboots
-  Sun Sep 21, 2003 8:38 pm #121361
Now, it's what inside that counts. But maybe she has a lovely personality?
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By MK Chris
-  Sun Sep 21, 2003 8:40 pm #121362
Nah, I think she's a slapper to be honest.
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By Morals
-  Sun Sep 21, 2003 8:44 pm #121364
You certainly can't accuse Topher of not saying it how he sees it can you? :D
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By Sidders
-  Sun Sep 21, 2003 10:25 pm #121379
Since Ickle and Morals got together I am also looking for a girl from chrismoyles.net. Any takers?
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By Sidders
-  Sun Sep 21, 2003 10:26 pm #121380
No, I thought not.
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By MK Chris
-  Mon Sep 22, 2003 7:20 am #121383
Sidla wrote:Since Ickle and Morals got together I am also looking for a girl from chrismoyles.net. Any takers?

You kept that quiet for four months, how the f*ck did you expect them to know, they're not mind readers. Try going on a pull a minger night, it will boost your morale :wink:
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By Adam
-  Mon Sep 22, 2003 9:05 am #121385
So is it take away when I visit b'ham - ickle? ;)
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By Sidders
-  Mon Sep 22, 2003 12:02 pm #121394
Topher wrote:Nah, I think she's a slapper to be honest.

Yeah, if it weren't for slappers I would never have got off with anyone.
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By MK Chris
-  Mon Sep 22, 2003 12:30 pm #121396
Ah, but you are at uni. If they're at uni they're technically students as opposed to slappers, which carries the same definition, except students have more respect.
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By Sidders
-  Mon Sep 22, 2003 12:36 pm #121397
What makes you think I've got off with someone while being at uni?
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By MK Chris
-  Mon Sep 22, 2003 3:21 pm #121423
Shh, I'm trying to make you look a bit better. You'd better have done anyway, you've been there a year now haven't you?
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By Sidders
-  Mon Sep 22, 2003 3:22 pm #121425
2. And for your information I havn't.
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By Gigglyboots
-  Mon Sep 22, 2003 5:47 pm #121504
Aww Sidla, we need to set you up! I'm too young. But, what ladies do we have here, Kendra could fly over, how about Loz, or maybe umm, J-Ho still going out with thingymabobber?
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By Adam
-  Mon Sep 22, 2003 5:49 pm #121507
Do you still have your V plates Sidders?
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By Gigglyboots
-  Mon Sep 22, 2003 5:50 pm #121509
Oh thats not fair, maybe he believes in sex after marriage.
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By Adam
-  Mon Sep 22, 2003 5:55 pm #121513
Whats not fair?

Does he go to Church?

Thats the kind way of saying it.

:oops:
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By kendra k
-  Mon Sep 22, 2003 6:14 pm #121523
i'm flying over to germany in march (come visit me you cheap arses!), but it's not for sidla. sorry. my heart belongs to another.

go for loz.

i have my v plates too.
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By Adam
-  Mon Sep 22, 2003 6:17 pm #121526
kendra k wrote:i'm flying over to germany in march (come visit me you cheap arses!), but it's not for sidla. sorry. my heart belongs to another.

go for loz.

i have my v plates too.


what you going to germany for? why not the uk?
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By Morals
-  Mon Sep 22, 2003 6:18 pm #121528
Maybe she's got bored of stalking British MP's and is moving further afield?
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By Adam
-  Mon Sep 22, 2003 6:23 pm #121533
kendra on a mission: see if gerhard schroder is grey.
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