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By ~JACQUI~ - Mon Sep 22, 2003 11:44 am

- Mon Sep 22, 2003 11:44 am #121391

answer this, then post more!

Two men went into a restaurant. They both ordered the same dish from the menu. After they tasted it, one of the men went outside the restaurant and shot himself. Why?

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By kendra k - Mon Sep 22, 2003 3:55 pm

- Mon Sep 22, 2003 3:55 pm #121441

was it albatross?

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By Bridgie - Mon Sep 22, 2003 3:57 pm

- Mon Sep 22, 2003 3:57 pm #121444

there really isnt enough info there... could be any number of reasons.

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By kendra k - Mon Sep 22, 2003 3:58 pm

- Mon Sep 22, 2003 3:58 pm #121445

it sounds like another one i heard, with more of a back story. so again i ask, did he order albatross?

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Yudster wrote:Oh shut up you titless American biatch

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By Mcqueen_ - Mon Sep 22, 2003 4:00 pm

- Mon Sep 22, 2003 4:00 pm #121447

Yes.

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By Aaron - Mon Sep 22, 2003 4:02 pm

- Mon Sep 22, 2003 4:02 pm #121449

Because he wanted to? Just a guess.

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By kendra k - Mon Sep 22, 2003 4:04 pm

- Mon Sep 22, 2003 4:04 pm #121450

should i give the answer then? it's quite stupid.

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Yudster wrote:Oh shut up you titless American biatch

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By Sidders - Mon Sep 22, 2003 4:07 pm

- Mon Sep 22, 2003 4:07 pm #121453

Yes please do, cos I've got another one.

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By kendra k - Mon Sep 22, 2003 4:14 pm

- Mon Sep 22, 2003 4:14 pm #121463

the guy who shot himself ordered albatross. years before he was stranded on a desert island with some other people, i think they're plane crashed. he was one of the survivors, and there were also some dead. when the food ran out, one of the survivors went out hunting and cooked up meat for the survivors, he said it was albatross.

the albatross at the reseraunt tasted different, and the man surmises he ate human on the island and topped himself.

catherine wrote: kendra i love you so much

Yudster wrote:Oh shut up you titless American biatch

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By Sidders - Mon Sep 22, 2003 4:21 pm

- Mon Sep 22, 2003 4:21 pm #121470

How obscure is that? I wouldn't have got that in 1000000 years.

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By kendra k - Mon Sep 22, 2003 4:28 pm

- Mon Sep 22, 2003 4:28 pm #121474

isn't it? which is why i had to ask if he ordered albatross.

catherine wrote: kendra i love you so much

Yudster wrote:Oh shut up you titless American biatch

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By Sidders - Mon Sep 22, 2003 4:30 pm

- Mon Sep 22, 2003 4:30 pm #121475

I can't remember mine now. I'll try and remember it and get back to you.

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By ~JACQUI~ - Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:17 am

- Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:17 am #121632

another one!

A woman buys a new pair of shoes, goes to work, and dies.

why?

PS i thought more people would have got the last one!

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By Moz - Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:25 am

- Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:25 am #121634

She was hit by a bus?

On the last one, how on earth could anyone work out without looking it up that the man ate albatross?

Andrew

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By ~JACQUI~ - Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:36 am

- Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:36 am #121635

he's already heard it!

she wasnt hit by a bus

i can only answer yeh or nay cant i?

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#121636

By Moz - Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:38 am

- Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:38 am #121636

Truck?

Andrew

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By ~JACQUI~ - Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:39 am

- Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:39 am #121637

no, she wasnt hit my any moving vehicle!

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By Moz - Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:42 am

- Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:42 am #121638

She was attacked by a flock of fashion conscious albatrosses.

Andrew

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By ~JACQUI~ - Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:46 am

- Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:46 am #121639

no. do you give up?

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#121640

By Moz - Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:49 am

- Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:49 am #121640

I suppose I might as well, since I've just looked it up. I say my albatross idea is just as plausible.

Andrew

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By ~JACQUI~ - Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:49 am

- Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:49 am #121641

so what was the answer?

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#121642

By Moz - Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:55 am

- Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:55 am #121642

She works as a target for a knife thrower, her new shoes had slightly higher heels than normal and the knife thrower misjudged the knife he threw and killed her.

Andrew

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By ~JACQUI~ - Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:02 am

- Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:02 am #121644

ok!

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#121646

By Moz - Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:05 am

- Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:05 am #121646

How about one of the most famous ones then.

A man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Every day he takes the elevator to go down to the ground floor to go to work or to go shopping.
When he returns he takes the elevator to the seventh floor and walks up the stairs to reach his apartment on the tenth floor. He hates walking so why does he do it?

Andrew

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#121652

By Nablo. - Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:46 am

- Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:46 am #121652

Because he is a Dwarf and it's been raining.

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