[Gigglyboots]

Let's try some female predictions.

Saturday's Fixtures

Liverpool 2 Arsenal 2
Fulham 1 Leicester 2
Leeds 1 Blackburn 1
Man Utd 2 Birmingham 1
Newcastle 3 Southhamption 0
Portsmouth 0 Charlton 2
Spurs 2 Everton 3
Wolves 0 City 2



Sunday's Fixtures

Middlesborough 2 Chelsea 4
Aston Villa 1 Bolton 1

Worth a try.

[Aaron]

I like your predictions gigglyboots. You put newcastle beating southampton 3-0. Oh well, i can hope.......

[Gigglyboots]

Yes, well, we'll see won't we

[Uglybob]

Liverpool 2 Arsenal 1
Liverpool always seem to play better against the main clubs but get beat by Charlton so a goal by Heskey for a change and Owen from penalty with Sol Campbell getting a goal on his return

Fulham 0 Leicester 0
the football equivalent of watching paint dry

Leeds 2 Blackburn 0
Roque Junior is suspended = Leeds win

Man Utd 1 Birmingham 0
They got beat by Stuttgart so will definitely come back and win but only by the slightest of margins

Newcastle 0 Southhamption 2
Other matters overshadow this fixture and Southampton will be on the ball with a brace from Beattie

Portsmouth 0 Charlton 1
Portsmouth welcome back Berger but their good form has slipped and will get stuck in a rut with Euell.

Spurs 0 Everton 3
Everton are better at scoring than Man City, Spurs will no doubt have shots by Keane that go into row Z. I think Steve Watson will pop up again somewhere on the scoresheet

Wolves 0 Man City 4
Predictable yes but Wolves are woeful, still beat Tottenham though. I urge people that when Wolves play Tottenham to put a bet on Wolves because Spurs love giving relegated teams points for no reason. If Wanchope starts, he will make up for last week and get a couple.


Sunday's Fixtures

Middlesborough 1 Chelsea 0
Middlesborough are crap and Chelsea are talented. Gotta be an upset then on the cards with Ricketts getting an actual goal.

Aston Villa 0 Bolton 0
Juan Pablo Angel is rubbish. Youri Djorkaeff is past it. Result a drab draw. I hate Villa, at least if you lose, be entertaining.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

SATURDAY
Liverpool 0 Arsenal 1 (i still maintain the red sh*te are rubbish sad that arsenal are easily top of the league yet struggle in europe.)

Fulham 3 Leicester 1 (how is chris coleman doing it? amazing job so far)

Leeds United 1 Blackburn 1 (both teams are rubbish which cheers me up)

Man Utd 0 Birmingham 0 (steve bruce is a fergie clone but with a dull arse team)

Newcastle 0 Southampton 3 (i worry for uncle bobbys health)

Portsmouth 1 Charlton 2 (paulo di canio.... paulo di canio....)

Tottenham 0 Everton 2 (if rooney is on the bench we should win hes been poor this season for us so far. big fergie is on fire)

Wolves 1 City 2 (what did dave jones do to deserve this eh? poor bloke)

SUNDAY
Middlesbrough 1 Chelsea 0 (bubble starting to burst? im starting to hope chelsea win the league)

Aston Villa 0 Bolton 1 (jardel averaging 2 a game in the reserves and the concensus at work is bolton are due a win but how many more away wins can i predict? ah f*ck it.)

[Mr Dion]

SATURDAY
Liverpool 2 Arsenal 1 wrong way about
Fulham 3 Leicester 2 just wrong
Leeds United 1 Blackburn 0 goal margin was right
Man Utd 4 Birmingham 1 again with the margin
Newcastle 0 Southampton 1 wrong way about
Portsmouth 1 Charlton 0 nope
Tottenham 1 Everton 3 way off
Wolves 0 City 0 upset

SUNDAY
Middlesbrough ? Chelsea ?
Aston Villa 0 Bolton 2

[Uglybob]

god i have to brag now, its about the only time this season i can. aahh
the sweet smell of success. give pleat the job, hes probably on cheap pay.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

sums up our season ... so inconsistent. i was at goodison today (the match was at spurs i was just passing) and its not surprising any more.

and the least suprising (im trying every spelling of this) thing? its on the premiership....

[MC]

yep it's back kids...

SATURDAY
Arsenal 1 Chelsea 2 (close one to call but claudio ranieri makes me laugh so i'll go for chelski to sneak it)

Fulham 1 Wolves 1 (wolves first win won't kickstart their season and fulham are a bit hit and miss against the crap teams so a dull draw)

Leeds 0 M United 3 (rio's going back but leeds are ruuubish anyway so it won't matter - cheer up Peter Reid, oh what can it seem..)

City 2 Bolton 1 (bolton will be in the bottom 5 again and the reason is cause they lose these kind of games...despite Jay Jay and the greek fella)

Middlesbrough 2 Newcastle 1 (toon to lose here. I saw boro play very well against Chelsea the other week and i think bellamy and shearer are still injured for the barcodes)

Portsmouth 0 Liverpool 1 (as long as Diouf doesn't take the pens this should be an away win)

SUNDAY
Birmingham 2 Aston Villa 1 (the better team at the moment will probably win but in all honesty it's not about the result, it's about the punch ups, red cards and crowd trouble )

Leicester 1 Spurs 2 (Ian Walker to make 2 mistakes and Les Ferdinand to score an og...)

Everton 0 Southampton 0 (both teams in poor form and it's live on super sunday so bound to be boring)

MONDAY
Blackburn 2 Charlton 1 (blackburn to get that win they've been after but it's another dull choice for a live sky match match)

Predictions anyone else?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

SATURDAY
Arsenal 1 Chelsea 1 (i dont want chelsea to lose so we can be first to beat em like arsenal last year)

Fulham 3 Wolves 1 (fulham still suprisingly good, davis is fit but wont play...)

Leeds 1 Manyoo 2 (monkey heid has a real job on his hands... hes still a hero)

Citeh 0 Bolton 0 (the big derby match of the weekend and key to how happy my work is on monday...)

Middlesbrough 1 Newcastle 0 (north east - hotbed of dieing on their arse clubs)

Portsmouth 1 Liverpool 1 (red sh*te are still sh*te)

SUNDAY
Birmingham 0 Aston Villa 1 (if savage an alpay get in a fight i'd still want alpay to win... no doubt both wont play. cisse for first red put money on it)

Leicester 1 Spurs 3 (please give david pleat the job i need a laugh)

Everton 2 Southampton 1 (best game at goodison last season with rads scoring a last minute screamer... god knows with everton at the moment)

MONDAY
Blackburn 2 Charlton 2 (if burnley start playing well there will be no blackburn fans at all....)


an the rugby....

England to win by 15 points

[Sidders]

The only one that matters:

Leicester 2 Spurs 0

[fudgey]

was gonna predict hearts one celtic one aw well looks like thats kinda out the window now. we got a 5 nil whipping

[MC]

we got a 4 nil whipping. bury 0 oxford 4 - it was a sh*t performance with a fair scoreline but i'm still convinced the ref was an oxford fan...

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Citeh 0 Bolton 0 (the big derby match of the weekend and key to how happy my work is on monday...)

i tell ya borderline genius me.

[Sidders]

How * shit are Leicester? Should have had that game in the bag, but * threw it away. It can't be denied that Leicester just haven't got premiership talent. While I'd love them to stay up I think it's highly unlikely that they will. We had so many chances, but just couldn't score, while Spurs only had 2 major chances and scored both of them. I was really pleased with the way Leicester played, but keeping posession is not good enough if you can't score goals.

[MC]

from what I saw you were robbed

oh and hallelujah

Leicester 1 Spurs 2 (Ian Walker to make 2 mistakes and Les Ferdinand to score an og...)

Everton 0 Southampton 0 (both teams in poor form and it's live on super sunday so bound to be boring)

It's only taken me three bloody months to get the hang of it...

[Spoon]

Hearing the news,
Spurs came from behind and won.
Spurs played better in the second half.

Strange, these things aren't said about Spurs.
Actually recently, "Spurs won" is something you don't hear.

Still 1-2 to Spurs makes me happy.

[Sidders]

Leicester were better than Spurs throughout. Leicester just couldn't convert their chances like Spurs managed to do.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

well another sky match another sh*te game. it was the worst game ive seen in a long time at goodison. hope wayne comes back playing well cos we need a spark.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Saturday:

Bolton Wanderers 1 Birmingham City 1 (jardel maybe starts but brum score late on)

Liverpool 0 Leeds United 1 (Reidy cheers up all us blues)

Aston Villa 0 Everton 2 (we need it)

Chelsea 2 Manchester City 2 (god knows with city but if i had to pick one match with goals in it this is it)

Manchester United 2 Fulham 1 (plucky... thats plucky fulham just lose out)

Newcastle United 2 Portsmouth 0 (much as i hate it the barcodes may be back on track)

Southampton 0 Blackburn Rovers 0 (Blackburn are rubbish... saints cant score)

Wolverhampton Wndrs 1 Leicester City 0 (relegation battle already wolves win battle but i expect leicester to win the war an finish 2nd bottom)

Sunday:

Charlton Athletic 1 Arsenal 3 (rubbish in europe but do they care? er... yes)

Tottenham Hotspur 0 Middlesbrough 0 (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)

[Sidders]

Nah, Leicester will beat the brummie shite. Absolutely no doubt about that. Might even pop down the old bookies. Feel free to quote this on Sunday.

[Golden Syrup]

Liverpool 2 v Leeds utd 2

expect a good match, Harry Kewell's old club visit his new home.

Liverpool scorers:
1 goals for Kewell
1 for Diouf

Leeds scorers:
2 classy Viduka goals within a minute either side of half time

[MC]

SATURDAY:

Bolton 1 Birmingham 0 (Bolton due a win after that hiding last week. Brum's good run can't last forever)

Liverpool 2 Leeds 0 (Both teams in bad positions and form but I think it'll be the scousers who'll win and it's inevitable kewell will score at least one of em...)

Aston Villa 1 Everton 1 (Two mid-table teams in relatively poor form. therefore i'll stick my neck on the line and say...a draw)

Chelski 3 City 1 (think city got beat by about 5 there last year but it'll be closer this time. With mutu, crespo, duff, hasselbaink and co against city's shoddy defence though i can't see them getting anything...)

United 4 Fulham 1 (Phil Neville to score a hatrick. he's on a roll...saha to score for fulham)

Newcastle 2 Pompey 0 (Can't see anything but a home win here)

Southampton 1 Blackburn 0 (Blackburn in relegation form and Souness might be after a full-time job at Sky soon..)

Wolves 1 Leicester 2 (I'll go for Leicester purely for the fact that they were unlucky last week)

SUNDAY:

Charlton 0 Arsenal 2 (as much as I'd like deano kiely to keep out the french I think monsieur henry will bag a brace for the gooners)

Spurs 2 Middlesbrough 0 (Dull I'm afraid. middlesbrough play poorly far too often for them to be top-half...oh and yet another abysmal sky choice for super sunday..)

P.S Anyone know any tourist delights I should check out when I visit the vibrant burning metropolis that is darlington tomorrow??

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

go to the new stadium its classy.... not a patch on feethams though.

[MC]

well I was planning on going there as that's where the match is (darlington v bury)...