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Worst Job in the World?

Prime Minister
No votes
0%
Being a member of the Fast Food Rockers
9
29%
Nothern Ireland manager
4
13%
Peter Stringfellows hairdresser
2
6%
A Turkish footballer playing for Villa
6
19%
Dog Food taster
3
10%
Call centre worker at Claims Direct
7
23%
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By Sidders
#124793
People actually have to be dog food tasters as well.

Being Peter Stringfellows hairdresser would be great, because you could completely set him up to be ripped, and you'd get paid for it. In fact I think I might apply.
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By MK Chris
#124815
Call centre worker for Claims Direct, purely because I work in a call centre and I feel sorry for the poor bastards that do it for Claims Direct.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#124818
fast food rockers.... just no dignity.

apparantly nhs direct is the worst topher.
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By MK Chris
#124823
That would be fun though. 'I have a sore throat and I'm coughing a lot. What can I do?' 'Nothing, you're going to die.'
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#124831
apparantly theres a lot of pressure to get people off the line but there is always the chance it could be serious.
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By MK Chris
#124835
At the end of the day it's a helpline though, it is impossible to diagnose something serious without seeing to them and a lot of the time taking tests. All I suppose they can do is advise to see a doctor immediately.
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By Sidders
#124837
Topher wrote:All I suppose they can do is advise to see a doctor immediately.
That's what they should do anyway, not ring some stupid helpline.
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By MK Chris
#124839
Yes, I completely agree. People are stupid and lazy though, if they think the answer lies at the other end of a phone call then they will try it.
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By Morals
#125004
I reckon working for claims direct mustbe hilarious.

"Hello, Claims Direct"
"Er, hello, yes, I have a fork stuck in my head...."
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By superwoman
#125530
[quote="Sidla"]People actually have to be dog food tasters as well.
quote]
i thought that was common knowledge...

how gross it would be, bet their paid alot.
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By kendra k
#125589
dog food's not that bad really.
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By Sidders
#125594
Have you tasted it then?
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By kendra k
#125599
yeah, and cat food too. i was a poor child who would do things for money, like eat pet food. i wouldn't do it now though, but truth be told, it tastes quite like bland tinned chili.
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By Adam
#125643
meaty chump - gaspode fav.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#125648
actually i like rabbit.
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By ASG
#126035
Hairdresser for me!
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#126154
you like to eat hairdressers? all them freaks on the salon would make you ill....
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By markandlardrule
#126716
Northen Ireland manager we havnt won a game 4 agesss!! were sooo crap 8O :oops:
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By Adam
#126717
Never mind, eh? We'll get you through it.
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By ~JACQUI~
#126790
dog food taster!
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By Mafro
#126805
Mmmmmm, Pedigree Chum :P