[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i feel there is a stagnation in the words we use as insults on the board... sad to say this may have something to do with hoares absence (although its not enough to actually want him back).

anway a few suggestions...

sh*tehawk
pant licker
crusty arse dirt
celebrity dog school contestant
f*ckwit
tosspot
plonker (rarer these days...)
newcastle supporter

[Morals]

F*ckwit is a great insult, and much underused.

[~JACQUI~]

i love plonker!

[Ickle Angel]

I used to call people F*ckwit all the time

[Adam]

Really? Thats a bit of suprise.

[~JACQUI~]

emotional f*ckwits- bridget jones-

"will not fall in love with megalomaniacs....... emotional f*ckwits or perverts!"

[Golden Syrup]

Any insult involving the word "Knob" is good

[Adam]

Any insult involving the word "Knob" is good

lol.

anything involving the word "Head" as in knobhead and dickhead are always midly amusing.

[Lew]

yeh bet you hear them everyday...

[Adam]

yeh bet you hear them everyday...

Im guess you do as well.

Generally people tend not to call me names face to face - as im 6ft 3.

By all means call me what you like - I just laugh.

[Lew]

yeh bet you hear them everyday...

Im guess you do as well..

ooooh taking what i said then using it back at me, genius i tell ya.

i'm so sorry marvin...

[~JACQUI~]

I watched Highlander last night so my new insults are 'you stupid haggis' and 'you spanish peacock'

[Spoon]

I always liked the one from Coming To America - "... you diseased piece of rhinoceros pizzle!"

[~JACQUI~]

yeah, that one's excellent. im in a lesson now and getting fully looks for laughing out loud!

[MK Chris]

John Malkovich's line in ConAir goes something along the lines of 'You are somewhere between a * and the little pieces of scum that form on my lips' and is a wicked line.

[MK Chris]

Oops, the * is c0ckroach...

[Sidders]

It's not an insult, but I just love the expression "Merlin's beard!"

[~JACQUI~]

harry potter!

hehe!

[Golden Syrup]

New insult taken from Friday nights v Graham Norton- you have the interlect of a small pancake... for all we know small pancakes could be very intelligent (however this is a highly irrelivent theory

[Sheep]

its not an insult but it is a stupid collection of words,
"Flaccid mudpie conspiracy"

[Ickle Angel]

Really? Thats a bit of suprise.

Why is that a suprise exactly?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

maybe because they could just come back so easily by saying "hello miss pot".

[Ickle Angel]

Ok now i'm even more confused

[Sidders]

As appose to Mr. Kettle I would imagine.

[Ickle Angel]

Aaaaahhh now I understand