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Excuses#126469

By MK Chris - Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:19 pm

- Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:19 pm #126469

Okay, deal is on Saturday I have to go to a work 70s night. Trouble is Lucy (who for those of you that haven't read about it already is the fat bird I got off with while extremely pissed) will be there and has hired a room for the night. On top of that she has told someone that she will definitely be getting some that night. I'm very scared and would like to go out with mates in Northampton.

Excuses not to go please? Note that I would have known about my mates/ families birthdays ages ago and 'my nan is going into hospital' can so easily backfire afterwards.

Much appreciated...

#126471

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:25 pm

- Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:25 pm #126471

i dont want to go cos that fat munter is goin.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#126473

By Uglybob - Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:27 pm

- Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:27 pm #126473

i dunno, genital herpes or gonorrhea always goes down well. its not like they are gonna ask to check.

dave benson phillips

#126481

By Gigglyboots - Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:10 pm

- Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:10 pm #126481

Or you could just go, and avoid her. Bring a friend, and publicly get off with her as a clear statement you are besotted with her. Lucy may get "some" with someone else if she sees you umm occuppied.

If you really can't hack that, I'd just pull a sickie and go to Northampton. Something along the lines of diahorrea (sp...bad) then they aren't likely to quite enquire much more about it. Or you could try Uglybobs...

#126485

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:41 pm

- Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:41 pm #126485

just shag the fat bird topher.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#126489

By MK Chris - Mon Oct 27, 2003 11:08 pm

- Mon Oct 27, 2003 11:08 pm #126489

I think not.

That's a bit blatant for work, they still think I'm a nice chap...

That kind of thing gets spread round the office quickly.

I might try Gigglyboots' one though, pull a sicky.

#126491

By Uglybob - Mon Oct 27, 2003 11:22 pm

- Mon Oct 27, 2003 11:22 pm #126491

say you caught it off the fat bird.

dave benson phillips

#126501

By MK Chris - Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:13 am

- Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:13 am #126501

Haven't done anything with her though. Sidla, let me have your number and I'll pass it on to her...

#126504

By Sidders - Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:15 am

- Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:15 am #126504

No thanks.

Why do you have to go anyway?

#126505

By MK Chris - Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:16 am

- Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:16 am #126505

I've said I'll definitely be there, they have planned for the numbers and everything. Doesn't sound so appealing now...

#126507

By Sidders - Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:25 am

- Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:25 am #126507

Ok, why not 'mysteriously' go missing on Wednesday. Then turn up on Tuesday next week dressed like a tramp and say you were kidnapped.

#126521

By Mcqueen_ - Tue Oct 28, 2003 11:46 am

- Tue Oct 28, 2003 11:46 am #126521

Sidla is taken. Sidla (hearts) Freakgirlz

#126523

By Sidders - Tue Oct 28, 2003 12:01 pm

- Tue Oct 28, 2003 12:01 pm #126523

I still reckon that was you.

Anyway, you're the one who said you'd buy her a telly.

#126525

By MK Chris - Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:39 pm

- Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:39 pm #126525

What's that all about then? A chat room joke?

#126527

By Ickle Angel - Tue Oct 28, 2003 2:27 pm

- Tue Oct 28, 2003 2:27 pm #126527

Say that you have a family emergancy that you have to attend?

Ickle Angel- The Ikea lads are out
http://www.myspace.com/ickleleaguechick

#126533

By MK Chris - Tue Oct 28, 2003 3:18 pm

- Tue Oct 28, 2003 3:18 pm #126533

Hmm, that's a good idea, how did you think of that one? :wink:

#126534

By Bridgie - Tue Oct 28, 2003 3:21 pm

- Tue Oct 28, 2003 3:21 pm #126534

dont because thats tempting fate and think how bad you'd feel if something really bad did suddenly come up

#126535

By Ickle Angel - Tue Oct 28, 2003 4:16 pm

- Tue Oct 28, 2003 4:16 pm #126535

Oi! you cheeky monkey. Are you trying to imply thta I have used that excuse myself?

Ickle Angel- The Ikea lads are out

http://www.myspace.com/ickleleaguechick

#126550

By MK Chris - Tue Oct 28, 2003 7:58 pm

- Tue Oct 28, 2003 7:58 pm #126550

No, just that you was the family emergency at some point apparently.

#126552

By Uglybob - Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:08 pm

- Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:08 pm #126552

have a car crash.

dave benson phillips

#126554

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:35 pm

- Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:35 pm #126554

yeah i mean suicide is always another option.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#126560

By MK Chris - Tue Oct 28, 2003 11:40 pm

- Tue Oct 28, 2003 11:40 pm #126560

Maybe I'll escape to Cardiff...

#126566

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Wed Oct 29, 2003 10:17 am

- Wed Oct 29, 2003 10:17 am #126566

i think suicide is preferable.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#126569

By MK Chris - Wed Oct 29, 2003 10:32 am

- Wed Oct 29, 2003 10:32 am #126569

Not when you're going to see someone who's not actually Welsh. And is fit.

#126587

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Wed Oct 29, 2003 5:06 pm

- Wed Oct 29, 2003 5:06 pm #126587

so which member of cardiff fc is the lucky boy?

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

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