[Gordy]

the following is one of Jade's pearls, courtesy of the http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother

Spencer: "You know you see those people in Venice standing on the back of gondolas, pushing it around?"

Jade: "They don't do that on the Thames though, do they?"

Spencer: "No. I don't work on the Thames. I work in Cambridge."

Jade: "Is there not the Thames there?"

Spencer: "No!"

Jade: "Is there a river called the Cambridge river?"

Spencer: "Yeah, it's called the Cam."

Jade: "Really? You swear? I only thought there was the Thames. I thought that was the main one in London."

Spencer: "It is. I don't live in London."

Jade: "I'm confused. I thought Cambridge was in London. I knew Birmingham weren't in London."

Spencer: "Would you like to go and tell the group what you just said?"

Jade: "No..."

Spencer: "Cambridge is a city."

Jade: "But we've got a city in London."

Spencer: "Yes. This city is called London. And there's different parts of it. Cambridge is a city."

Jade: "Of where? Kent?"

Jade: "Well England's a country, London's a city, Bermondsey's just a throw-off. Now where are you? What's your country, and what's your things?"

Spencer: "What country am I from? England. The city is called Cambridge, the county Cambridgeshire."

Jade: "So not Kent then?"

Spencer: "Nooooo.... The region is called East Anglia."

Jade: "East Angular? That's abroad. Is there not a place called East Angular abroad?"

Spencer: "Jade, have you been taking the stupid pills again?"

Jade: "Every time people tell me they work in East Angular, I actually think they're talking about near Tunisia and places like that. Am I thick?"

Jade: 'East Angular? That's abroad'

Spencer: "Well, I hate to say it, but you are."

Jade: "Cos Scottish and Irish and all that comes under England, doesn't it?"

Spencer: "No... They come under Great Britain. Scotland and Wales have their own flags. Northern Ireland and Ireland are different."

Jade: "So they're not together? Where's Berlin?"

Spencer: "Germany..."

Any more? it would be great to compile a series of them- I'm sure I've seen seom other classics on the web

Cheers

Gordy

[PhatBwoy_Fat]

heh heh heh

its even better reading that drunk!

[Jonny Hoare]

Fum Ducker

[TJD]

me, prink droblem? no wucking forries

[Jonny Hoare]

i heally rate it when i get everything in a mucking fuddle

[TJD]

wow, we could go on forever.

[Stephen.]

Any more?

Again, courtesy of http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother:

(WELL, SAID)!

"Was Lynne Scottish?"

"I'm not going to be an escape goat for anyone"

"I didn't know you could lose your virginity twice"

"Yoda? I thought they were talking about yoga"

"What's sparigas?"

Classic Jade-isms ! ! !

Weeman

[TJD]

very funny, she reminds me of helen.

[Mcqueen_]

I wonder if Jade loves Blinking.

MCQUEEN

[Stephen.]

Same here.

[Jonny Hoare]

hmmmm- a trend develops....


loveable bloke with an accent- craig, brian, jonny
dizzy bint- caroline, helen, jade
flirty girl - mel, betty boo, kate

[Stephen.]

flirty girl - betty boo

WOT ? ? ? You are joking... right?

[Sidders]

Liz was never flirty, she was an annoying, back-stabbing cow!

[Gordon_the_Cromag]

she said that she thought people from Newcastle were called Liverpudlians

[Stephen.]

Exactly!!!!!!

[jc]

What I found most interesting about Liz's eviction in BB2 was that she stayed in the other housemates' good books enough to ensure she was never nominated. When the result of the public vote was announced however she got a tiny fraction of the final vote, making her by far the least popular housemate out of the final four. - jc

[bob_fleming]

I saw that the other luch time at home and i was making a joey deacon type noise at the TV jesus she is really dense

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn JOEY!!!!

[Donkey Spanker]

Jade looks like Martin Clune's younger sister.

[jc]

Hah, letter in Heat mag theorized she was the lovechild of Bryan from Westlife and Billie Piper. Ew. - jc

[Lawrie]

am i the only one who found Liz attractive last year?

[jc]

Don't think so. I mean, look at how many people bought the tabloid featuring those nudie pictures of her. (I didn't, but there you go.) - jc

[Uglybob]

yes you are

[jc]

Whichever answer suits you best! - jc

[Ickle Angel]

The funniest moment so far was when jade was jogging the other nite and kept slipping on the same step and falling on her ass

[Jonny Hoare]

Alsison fell flat on her fat arse.....