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Board member most likely to have a criminal record?

Gaspode
6
14%
Kendra
6
14%
Sidla
1
2%
Stevotrash
9
21%
Jonny Hoare
11
26%
Uglybob
5
12%
Nablo
No votes
0%
Adam
4
9%
Topher
1
2%
Sam
No votes
0%
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By Adam
#72958
Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 21 Potential fine: £0
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By Uglybob
#127590
I dont though, tho i do have ranking roger and pato banton with bubblin hot on cassette.
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By MK Chris
#127595
You brought this back for that lame comment? you are posting more now bob any reason or just bored?
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By Uglybob
#127599
im unemployed
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By MK Chris
#127602
Oh it was just I was idly browsing the stats thing the other day an noticed your crown was under threat by the fat git.
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By Uglybob
#127604
i never look at stats or anything. i have time on my hands and crap tv to watch and bollocks to say. when i get a job which will be soonish i will be back to idly staying in the background overseeing all the rows and newbies.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#127607
go get em bob, im sure you'd make a great dustman. not that i want you to stop posting or anything you understand.

topher, i hope you are referring to sidla when you say fat git.
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By kendra k
#127620
does this make gaspode the new hoare? i should hope not.
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By MK Chris
#127622
What balding with no sense of humour? No, hes fat with no sense of humour.
By stevotrash
#128397
I've been virtually running the suburb of camels head, that was until Crusty Ken came back from the dead and is now trying to buy my sweet shop.

'Don't worry its liqiouse all- sorted'


urghhhhh. Hoare was charged for flashing a hobo in 1999
By 7
#128406
Topher wrote:No, hes fat with no sense of humour.

we have something in comon mate :)
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By Sidders
#128449
I must have missed this the first time, but since when did Gaspode have no sense of humour?
By 7
#128457
i presume since the time he started telling sh1t jokes, or yaking them badly.
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By MK Chris
#128493
Sidla wrote:I must have missed this the first time, but since when did Gaspode have no sense of humour?

I didn't write that. I haven't read this board for a couple of days, so unless you all know something I think you don't then I'll keep you guessing.