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By Adam
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Who's holding up Jordan's sign in the picture above?

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That someone else, is this guy:

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Random Jordan Fact: In 1998 Jordan auditioned for a part in Baywatch but was unsuccessful

http://www.surf.co.uk/site/index2.html
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By MK Chris
#129684
Don't I know it. If you want further information, don't phone the Careline, folks...
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By Ahh_Pathetic
#129721
which is the save none? to be fair orville is ok its that keith harris that is a loser, an that monkey.
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By Sidders
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I saw Keith Harris at Butlins.
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By Ahh_Pathetic
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was he on holiday? i think hes slightly deranged now.
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By Sidders
#129899
No he was on stage. He was quite funny actually, he did an adult set after Orville for kiddies. It was quite disturbing to see Keith do adult jokes.
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By MK Chris
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Talking about adult jokes, did anyone hear Mark and Lard's Mystery Men yesterday? After they guessed it was Jim Davidson, Lard's impression's were hilarious...
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By Adam
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he's on the show on monday :)
By Aaron
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Also there is a Christmas special of Bo Selecta called Yo ho ho Selecta and its on over christmas. I'll get back too you at what time and date it is.
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By Ahh_Pathetic
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Adam wrote:he's on the show on monday :)


jim davidson or keith harris?
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By Adam
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Neither - the Bo Selecta bloke. Avid..
By Aaron
#130120
...Merrion is his last name Adam.
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By Mcqueen_
#130277
Sidla wrote:Knowing Chris he'd do it for free.

Not according to Avid...
Avid in Metro wrote:60 SECONDS EXTRA!: Whose house will you do first?
I don't know. It all depends because I just done a Christ-mas single. We had about 30 celebrity in the video. I make friend with them in the hope I can get the telephone numbers. Then I can call and ask to go for the weekend. I have Denise Van Outen and Chris Moyles's phone numbers. I can phone them, ask them to do it and they say: 'How much do I get?' You know the Chris Moyles? Well he ask for the money for everything. Why should he get paid the money? You should do it just for the phone. I went on to his show for nothing. I don't want to get paid; I had good time. No one on television should get paid to have the good time.

60 SECONDS EXTRA!: How much did he want?
I don't know. I call, he say: 'How much f**kin' money do I get?' You know he swear all the time? It is just the act. He is very nice.

60 SECONDS EXTRA!: Is he as fat in real life?
Fatter. Everybody is fatter in real life. This is a rumour. It is like the rumour the trees give out oxygen. I don't believe the trees give out nothing. I don't know what is true. But I know Chris is the nice person in real life and he is fatter. I know if you get a hug from him, you can feel his love. And he could feel mine, literally. I can't help it. I don't get much sex, so when I get close to a person I don't think I do anything wrong. It is like all the religion says: all natural. And like the song say: [sings] 'Natural womaaaan.' All the love song say love is natural, until they say [shouts]: 'Get off you are raping me.' I shouldn't joke about that, it is bad. Perhaps they could fix your neck?
By Lew
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Avid in Metro wrote:60 SECONDS EXTRA!: Is he as fat in real life?


i've always thought myself how fat he sounds on the radio...
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By Sidders
#130289
They were probably refering to how fat he looks on the video.
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By Mcqueen_
#130291
Lewis wrote:
Avid in Metro wrote:60 SECONDS EXTRA!: Is he as fat in real life?


i've always thought myself how fat he sounds on the radio...


Not like they've seen him on TV or in magazines before as he's a Radio Presenter... :roll:
By Lew
#130295
my point is that 'real life' expression is stupid
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By Ahh_Pathetic
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yes because truely what is "real life"? we all know the matrix is a documentary.
By Aaron
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Aaron wrote:Also there is a Christmas special of Bo Selecta called Yo ho ho Selecta and its on over christmas. I'll get back too you at what time and date it is.


Ho Ho Ho Selecta is on channel 4 on Christmas day at 10:40pm and repeated on Boxing day at 11:05pm.
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By Adam
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Does that link work? Tis a bit poorly for me.
By Aaron
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Works for me fine.
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By Adam
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There's something wrong with my laptop then.. It won't allow me to copy and paste in my browser. It won't allow me on to Hotmail or click on any links. Bastard.

Java problems?
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By Sidders
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I don't see why Java should have anything to do with it.
By Aaron
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Adam wrote:There's something wrong with my laptop then.. It won't allow me to copy and paste in my browser. It won't allow me on to Hotmail or click on any links. Bastard.

Java problems?


What browser are you using Adam?