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By Ahh_Pathetic
#130561
anyone see the two on frank skinner tonight? suprisingly amusing but that teacher he wrote that song about... i tell ya my teachers didnt look like that.
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By Adam
#130563
The Northern Education System is clearly missing out on Fit Teachers. Must be only a southern thing. Where do you live again?

Looks much better in real life from where I was sitting the other night. She was his Dance teacher.. Did you not have any fit teachers at all? PE Teachers?
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By ASG
#130570
All my PE teachers were old and unfanciable!
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By MK Chris
#130571
All my PE teachers were blokes except for a fat bird.

The only fanciable teacher I had was in French, and we had a mutual hate for each other - then one day she came to look at my Dad's house when it was on the market. The damage I could have done... But didn't - I was a good boy as a child.
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By Nablo.
#130576
ASG wrote:All my PE teachers were old and unfanciable!


What about all the Young Female Student PE Teachers we often had?
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By Sidders
#130579
I've heard from reliable sources that the guy with black hair was blatently on coke, because his eyes were dilated and he kept rubbing his nose. Didn't notice myself, but it wouldn't surprise me.
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By MK Chris
#130582
That wouldn't be Charlie would it...? (I think there's a band membber called Charlie.)
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By Sidders
#130586
I think it was Matt.
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By Ahh_Pathetic
#130593
i thought he was nervous. the other guy looked stoned but he was trying to be cool.

we had no attractive teachers at all. the PE ones looked like failed shot putters. we did have a girl with huge breasts who ran the 100m every year on sports day. i tell ya how she didnt have two black eyes..
By Aaron
#130598
I had no fit teachers either apart from one student teacher who was a p.e. teacher but never took my class.
By jimmy g
#130624
I had an English teacher who used to ware underwear which did not seem to do it's job very well...
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By Adam
#130625
Sidla wrote:I've heard from reliable sources that the guy with black hair was blatently on coke, because his eyes were dilated and he kept rubbing his nose. Didn't notice myself, but it wouldn't surprise me.


Ha. Who was the reliable source? Your dog?

He had a cold. He did actually say during the show. Obviously didnt make the final show.

Anyone notice a person in a red t-shirt?
By Aaron
#130626
Errrrrrr cant' say I looked.
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By Sidders
#130653
Adam wrote:Ha. Who was the reliable source? Your dog?

He had a cold. He did actually say during the show. Obviously didnt make the final show.

Anyone notice a person in a red t-shirt?

Nice excuse.

As I said, I don't know if it's true or not, just that it wouldn't surprise me. I didn't notice anything myself
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By ASG
#130697
Nablo. wrote:
ASG wrote:All my PE teachers were old and unfanciable!


What about all the Young Female Student PE Teachers we often had?
They alright I suppose but I never had 'em. I was wrong earlier, we did have one young one, miss Hocking, but she had the biggest arse in history. It really was enormous, it defied all laws of gravity, biology, even sexual chemistry as someone got her preggers!
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By MK Chris
#130705
ASG wrote:
Nablo. wrote:
ASG wrote:All my PE teachers were old and unfanciable!


What about all the Young Female Student PE Teachers we often had?
They alright I suppose but I never had 'em.

Maybe they just weren't interested in you...
By Dopey
#130769
My french techer was the fattest, most ugly bitch you had ever seen and had two of the biggest tits ever.
By Aaron
#130770
Dopey wrote:My french techer was the fattest, most ugly bitch you had ever seen and had two of the biggest tits ever.


She can't be, I had a geography teacher who was the fattest person ever and huge tits.What made it worse though was that she wore tops that revealed the belly button and when she walked you could see all the fat wobbling round.
By Aaron
#130771
Aaron wrote:
Dopey wrote:My french techer was the fattest, most ugly bitch you had ever seen and had two of the biggest tits ever.


She can't be, I had a geography teacher who was the fattest person ever and had huge tits.What made it worse though was that she wore tops that revealed the belly button and when she walked you could see all the fat wobbling round.
By Aaron
#130772
Aaron wrote:
Aaron wrote:
Dopey wrote:My french techer was the fattest, most ugly bitch you had ever seen and had two of the biggest tits ever.


She can't be, I had a geography teacher who was the fattest person ever and had huge tits.What made it worse though was that she wore tops that revealed the belly button and when she walked you could see all the fat wobbling round.
By Aaron
#130774
What the *. my pc is shit, I only pressed submit once and it posted 3.
By Dopey
#130776
and it decided to quote you, oh yeah and my old french teacher now has to have a street ka because she * the suspension on her old car
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By Mcqueen_
#130777
Aaron wrote:What the *. my pc is *, I only pressed submit once and it posted 3.


A bad workman always blames his tools.
By Aaron
#130802
Dopey wrote:and it decided to quote you, oh yeah and my old french teacher now has to have a street ka because she * the suspension on her old car


Well I dont think she was this bad because she had a 4x4 all though that could of been because she was couldn't get in any other car.
By MC
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The Golden Vision wrote:anyone see the two on frank skinner tonight? suprisingly amusing but that teacher he wrote that song about... i tell ya my teachers didnt look like that.


I finally saw this last night, on ITV2. She was stunning.

Adam wrote:The Northern Education System is clearly missing out on Fit Teachers. Must be only a southern thing.


please pass some up as there is a fit teacher shortage up here...

also on a side note about the show, how embarassed did martin johnson look singing sweet chariot at the end?