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By SteveQ
#135461
I am looking for silly adverts to listen to on my pc, or maybe if someone wants to make a couple for free.

I am really bored and wanna have a break from work for achange and listen to something worth listening to. :)

Ans I have heard the ones from this site.....
By David
#135466
am I missing the point of something here...
By Lew
#135481
i might be able to think of some....

Brussel Sprouts - Because sometimes, cabbages are too big
Reebok - Because you're too pikey for Adidas
Swimming Pools - Because theres something for everyone
Playstation - Because your girlfriend bores you
Cigarettes - Because no-one lives forever
I'm a Celebrity, Get me out of here! - Because you dont have Sky (you maggot)
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By HoTdOg
#135482
message boards because you cant be ar*ed
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By Uglybob
#135492
Lewis wrote:i might be able to think of some....


I'm a Celebrity, Get me out of here! - Because you dont have Sky (you maggot)


not really as theres loads of im a celebrity crap on itv2 as well with mark dullard smith and tara not even one brain cell palmer tompkinson.
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By coct
#135493
bob do you like anyone? Tara is mint.
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By SteveQ
#135503
Lewis wrote:i might be able to think of some....

Brussel Sprouts - Because sometimes, cabbages are too big
Reebok - Because you're too pikey for Adidas
Swimming Pools - Because theres something for everyone
Playstation - Because your girlfriend bores you
Cigarettes - Because no-one lives forever
I'm a Celebrity, Get me out of here! - Because you dont have Sky (you maggot)


LOL I like them hahahaaaa, get em recorded and placed on this site for everyone to share......lol!! :lol:

The Playstation one is ace.
By Lew
#135504
gee, sharing them with everyone on the board......whats the best and fastest way of doing that do you think...?
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By SteveQ
#135505
of doing what :?

Sharing them or making them?
By Aaron
#135506
Sharing them. Its in the sentance.
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By SteveQ
#135508
Well you could ask one of the admins to place them in a Sub-category or make ur self a page on something like geocities and upload them there, then post the links to them on here.

I would do them myself only I won't them as funny If i do them, and I have a cr*p voiceover type voice.
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By MK Chris
#135509
Aaron wrote:Sharing them. Its in the sentance.

God what is the world coming to when Aaron has to explain stuff.
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By SteveQ
#135510
has some people had a bad day?
By Aaron
#135511
Topher wrote:
Aaron wrote:Sharing them. Its in the sentance.

God what is the world coming to when Aaron has to explain stuff.


I know. We have actually found people thicker than me. I can't quite believe it at the moment.
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By coct
#135512
this happened to lewis as well. This place develops people
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By SteveQ
#135513
Lewis wrote:gee, sharing them with everyone on the board......whats the best and fastest way of doing that do you think...?


Your the one who asked how to share them, have you not got brains to put them on geo cities, I know what i will do, I will forget i asked here someone has actually just finished making me some. 8O
By Aaron
#135514
He might have been sarcatic, just guessing with the full stops in between sentences and the 'gee' at the start.
By Lew
#135515
of course it was sarcastic SteveQ you scumfuc

i already have shared them c*ckface

you're a sad little f*cker arent you?
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By Mcqueen_
#135516
SteveQ - Your sig is too big. Read the rules.
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By SteveQ
#135517
Lewis wrote:of course it was sarcastic SteveQ you scumfuc

i already have shared them c*ckface

you're a sad little f*cker arent you?


So you say LEWIS but you know what they say sarcasm is the lowest form of whit, i'm glad I aint as low as yourself.
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By Jonny Hoare
#135519
Bid Up TV- Becuase you live in a council estate
By Lew
#135520
90% of the comedy on this board is sarcasm. makes me laugh.
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By MK Chris
#135523
I don't know why people say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, it's not, it's the funniest in my most humblest of opinions.
By Lew
#135524
the sort of people who say that are the sort of people who think memorising and telling jokes from joke books makes them funny
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By Ahh_Pathetic
#135529
shell suits - cos its ironic innt?