[Tall Pall]

Well if things weren't interesting enough in the Big Brother House, stories have been leaked about internal squabbling. My mate the janny and that crazy homophobic eddie. Ive been away recently but now am back designing the mWo web site (ok its not started coding yet but my laziness is unparalleled in the modern world). But enough about me even thought you are all dying to know you shall just have to wait.

The main story is, Eddie gets shirty over being called a crazy, wild, raging homosexual. I find this so hilarious the guy needs to grow up and follow my example of maturity and dignity. As for the janny, I feal sorry for the poor sob stuck in there with him, backs against the walls lads!!!

However there is a side story to whats been going on in the famous house. Charmaine in mWo star romp-fest. I couldn't believe it at first and am gutted about loosing out. I just hope they edit it for the television audience.

Have a blast guys and girls, remember its only a bit of fun. More stories to follow though!

[Freddo]

No sign of TJD, Sidla and Gordon the cromag. I'm sure that the Janitor will still get ousted by this biased messageboard

[Freddo]

As i expected Jannitor is up again. When will these idiots learn.
BBTJ has barely posted, as has Gordon the Cromag and that freaky little Austin Powers Lookalike Sidla

[Tall Pall]

Ok, that’s quite enough out of you, the one who resides in his living room!

A follow up from yesterdays stories. Both Eddie and Charmaine are suing me from slander.

More stories from the BB house. It turns out that this wasn’t the only mWo romp-fest that Charmaine has had. Previously when the mWo was in its developmental stage, on a night out Charmaine unwittingly mistook each and every member for Chris Moyles, one after the other. Obviously her devotion to the radio disk jockey was greater than anyone had expected.

This has led to one of the most major developments ever in a BB house. Charmaine is pregnant, the twist being Nablo things its his. This has caused every member of the mWo to have gilt stricken faces, needless to say they are being extremely nice to Nablo who’s completely clueless. As much as I laugh at that situation I do feel sorry for the guy especially seems the biggest news is yet to come.

No Eddie isn’t pregnant with Nablos child. After consulting scientists they believe that the outcome of this pregnancy could be of great scientific interest, especially considering they believe the newborn shall pop out a combination of not just Charmaine but also all the mWo stars as well.

Image manipulation, I mean extrapolated image of the baby to come soon!