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By Phil Pemberton
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Dear Chris Moyles fans,

This is Colin Pemberton here. As you may have guessed i am the father of forum member Phil Pemberton and it is with sadness that i come to you tonight. :cry:

I am a man of very few needs. I am a train driver in fact and i am on a small wage, i cannot even afford a haircut for my dear son Ian. I come to you tonight the with worries for my son Phillip.

I have spoken to 'HotDog' about the matter already and he was extremely concerned and caring towards the matter when i spoke to him. Phil has just found out that his highly classed DJ group Audio X will not be perfoming any more and this has hit him badly. He has also lost a good friend in Fat Sadler who i have met on many joyous occassions. Phil feels that he is disliked at this forum and this has also upset him and i feel he has lost his only other interest.

That is why i come to you, He loves this forum but he now wants to leave because of the hosility towrds him. He has nothing to do now and he even had to miss a day from school because of this depression.

So i ask you, the kind mmbers of the Chris Moyles forum to send your messages of love an support to Phil at mailto:[email protected] and try to win him back or leave a message here if he takes a peak.

Please send your love to Phil at this difficult time.

My sincerist wishes and thanks.

Colin Pemberton
A proud but worried father. :!:
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By Hattie
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My posts are crap but atleast they arent that long
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By Sidders
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We don't like anyone who's new here. You need staying power before you're accepted into the masses.
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By Phil Pemberton
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This is what Phil was talking about, shame on you all
By Lew
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pile of bullsh*t. a real father would tell him the opinions of internet message board members who dont even know him are of no importance whatsoever.
By Aaron
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'Head to far up arse syndrome'. Even I'm not as annoying as this, oh wait - yes I am.
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By Hattie
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I think he's just been put here to make everyone feel better about themselves
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By Phil Pemberton
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Ok folks. My real name is Gavin Davis from Nerd Watch, a new show for Channel 4 and you have just been on the first series
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By Phil Pemberton
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Any comments? Sorry guys but you have been had
By Sheep
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Yea that makes even more sense... :roll:
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By Phil Pemberton
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You can catch Nerd Watch on Channel 4 from June 23rd at 11.30 pm gmt and this may well feature on it
By Aaron
#136816
Your a prick - That comment good for ya?
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By Sidders
#136817
I've been waiting all my life for this moment.
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By Phil Pemberton
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Cheers guys but keep the rude comments to a maxiumum, which of you guys were taken in and which sussed?
By Lew
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you're a pathetic loser who can't take not being accepted by an internet message board. you truly are one of a kind
By Sheep
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lol did you acctually expect anyone to believe you about anything in the first place??
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By Sidders
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Are you affiliated with Scott Mills?
By Sheep
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Attention seeking comes to mind.
By Lew
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Phil Pemberton wrote:Cheers guys but keep the rude comments to a maxiumum, which of you guys were taken in and which sussed?


what exactly were we meant to be taken in by? this is just....pathetic
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By Hattie
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Whats worse is he's got about 4 threads all about him (most of the posts are from him though)
By Sheep
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Using your "fake" family as an exuse