[Phil Pemberton]

G'day maties,

It's Philly Willy here just to pop in and let you all kno that i'm doing well. I had wieners and baked beans for dinner (my fav) and me and the DJ group are still going strong. Fat Sadler has been fired from Tesco cos he was eating more stock then he put on the shelfs and Tesco thought he was a worker from Asda out to ruin thier business. My father is well and is doing the Brighton to London train journey!! Moyles is better than ever and man alive! he looks fit! I'll fill you all in on the latest Philly Willy gossip soon but now i must dash me luvies!

All my love,

Your Philly Willy

[Uglybob]

they must be handing out legend status out to numpties now.

[Dopey]

wow what a wonderful life you must live. please tell me more.
In case you CAN'T tell I'm being sarcastic.

[Phil Pemberton]

Don't argue with a legend

[Aaron]

They're not, they're arguing with an arsehole.

[kendra k]

i thought you topped yourself pemplebutt.

i have a blog.

[coct]

kendrak? god you love us so much. we love you back

[Dopey]

They're not, they're arguing with an arsehole.

Daaam Straight!

[Adam]

* off.

[Lew]

if you dont listen to that adam, what makes you think he will?