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By Ahh_Pathetic - Mon Mar 29, 2004 10:30 pm

- Mon Mar 29, 2004 10:30 pm #140697

Real Women's bras can provide hammocks for up to 6 small children...

I'm 4ft 5 (wide) so at least the fat b*stard is true.

#140699

By ASG - Tue Mar 30, 2004 7:37 am

- Tue Mar 30, 2004 7:37 am #140699

...Or 4 large ones....children, that is

happiness is...flying saucers (and cups)

#140703

By MK Chris - Tue Mar 30, 2004 8:25 am

- Tue Mar 30, 2004 8:25 am #140703

Haha, the Dove ads. This is expected to get a great response from women ya know. Personally I think they should use fit birds, cos my telly's only small.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#140730

By Sidders - Tue Mar 30, 2004 3:18 pm

- Tue Mar 30, 2004 3:18 pm #140730

I wouldn't say no.

#140737

By ASG - Tue Mar 30, 2004 3:47 pm

- Tue Mar 30, 2004 3:47 pm #140737

Just your type eh Sid? :lol:

happiness is...flying saucers (and cups)

#140743

By MK Chris - Tue Mar 30, 2004 3:53 pm

- Tue Mar 30, 2004 3:53 pm #140743

Sidla wrote:I wouldn't say no.

Would you say no to anyone? Miriam take your fancy?

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#140744

By ASG - Tue Mar 30, 2004 3:55 pm

- Tue Mar 30, 2004 3:55 pm #140744

What d'u say about my mother?

happiness is...flying saucers (and cups)

#140754

By Quincy - Tue Mar 30, 2004 4:46 pm

- Tue Mar 30, 2004 4:46 pm #140754

for a fat bird she aint that bad!

#140759

By Uglybob - Tue Mar 30, 2004 5:32 pm

- Tue Mar 30, 2004 5:32 pm #140759

are u sure shes actually fat or just has unfeasibly large droopy tits

dave benson phillips

#140761

By Quincy - Tue Mar 30, 2004 5:36 pm

- Tue Mar 30, 2004 5:36 pm #140761

well when at a glance she dont look too fat at all. then when you look closely (i have) you can see that her belly is rather flabby and she has a bit of flab on her upper arms.