[Lawrie]

three men

one is a doctor who is called loz...one is a postman..one is a hoare

Loz likes fruit pastilles..hoare likes candelight suppers of cornish pasties....the postman likes a quick donnar round the back

Loz would play the finest music..smurfs greatest hits...hoare would play James brown........postman would play the streets

Loz would take you to the finest restaurants...Headingley fisheries..up the road from the cricket ground...........hoare would take you to the ritz...in bournmouth and the postie would show you the sights of Boston...in Lincolnshire


Ladies...and..well hopefully Ladies! these are the 3 STUDS of Moylesworld....

[ShutupBQ_]

I know a guy called lOZ , he never cracks a smile

[Lawrie]

please note i hate the smurfs

my fave 3 albums at moments are:

KoRn: Untouchables
Rival Schools: United by fate
As heard on radio soulwax: 2 many djs

[a_girl_from_mars]

I've suddenly realised how lucky I am to be surrounded by these great men.

[Jonny Hoare]

yeah mars- are you in the queue thooo?

[Freddo]

Don't flatter yourself Hoare

[jc]

my fave 3 albums at moments are:

KoRn: Untouchables
Rival Schools: United by fate
As heard on radio soulwax: 2 many djs

Won, looking forward to hearing.
Listened to, like "High Acetate".
Heard the promo CD sampler, can't wait to hear the rest. - jc

[Uglybob]

have the Rival Schools album, quite good, id give it 7/10

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i'm first in line for mr.hoare man

[Jonny Hoare]

i'm not prepared to wait poppy- i need women NOWWWWWW

[a_girl_from_mars]

I'm after Poppy, Jonny

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

.

[Jonny Hoare]

to decide the suitorship maybe you girls should fight for it, in bikinis perhaps in some muddy puddle. I know Loz wants offical internet pay per view rights....

[magenta]

That's quite dirty and paedophillic actually Jonny.

Are either of them even 16 yet?!

[Jonny Hoare]

I have turned both down- I'm believe I can fly but I'm no R Kelly. However Mag, can I call you Mag, is this an opportunity to spurn my affections from Poppy and Katy, so that you can just keep me for all for yourself....

[magenta]

No no... I wouldn't want to receieve abuse from all of your admirers.

[Uglybob]

surely that goat you * the other night jonny was under 16?

[Jonny Hoare]

Aaah, well miss it miss out as live and kicking used to say.....

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

are you saying that a...a..a..GOAT is better than me? i'm hurt, my heart is torn in two, i can't breathe, i'm withering away

[Uglybob]

torn in tWO btw and the goat told me (yes its a talking goat, i know these new inventions are great) that Jonny is a new pimp for R Kelly and Gary Glitter and that he sucked in the sack in more ways than one.

[Jonny Hoare]

----------cheap eddie shot alert------------------

i don't * goats
but eddie keeps mountain goats, because he's the gay shepherd


poppy, don't cry when you grow up you'll be there. i'm like grolsch you only get it when you're ready

[Uglybob]

yeah hes too much grolsch
shake it too vigourously and it goes all over the place in a matter of seconds.

[Jonny Hoare]

christ bob- you're on form tonight


but then you're compainion is a dog.....make of that what you will dear reader

[Uglybob]

a dog is a mans best friend
especially when he attracts the attention of females who think its cute

[Jonny Hoare]

yeah but bob, dogs are very much like making love to a beautiful drunk woman, you have to lead her about, take by the hand, show her affection and she show some back, however you also have to make sure that she does the business not on the bed but near a place where it is easily cleansed...........


gawd i hate randy drunk women