chrismoyles.net
- Thu Jul 03, 2003 7:53 pm
#86326
1. walk the long way everywhere. if its next door walk right round the building to get there.
2. always pretend you dont know how to use the photocopier. if it has a pin number forget it repeatedly.
3. email everybody. never phone. if it takes 15 emails to sort out so be it.
4. go to the toilet at least 6 times a day.
5. take an extended break an say you saw someone you needed to speak to an though you'd save time.
6. have a supply of broken pens an stare at them when they dont work. pencil lead snaps easily an sharpening takes ages.
7. fax machines are very complicated. dial a voice line an annoy other people.
8. if you have passes to get through the buildings doors leave it in the office then claim you got stuck out.
9. file every piece of paper, never leave a file on your desk get up every time to retrieve it.
10. pretend you care about tennis an check the results often
2. always pretend you dont know how to use the photocopier. if it has a pin number forget it repeatedly.
3. email everybody. never phone. if it takes 15 emails to sort out so be it.
4. go to the toilet at least 6 times a day.
5. take an extended break an say you saw someone you needed to speak to an though you'd save time.
6. have a supply of broken pens an stare at them when they dont work. pencil lead snaps easily an sharpening takes ages.
7. fax machines are very complicated. dial a voice line an annoy other people.
8. if you have passes to get through the buildings doors leave it in the office then claim you got stuck out.
9. file every piece of paper, never leave a file on your desk get up every time to retrieve it.
10. pretend you care about tennis an check the results often
Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are
wtf?!?