[Eddie]

Whoops, I meant divide, sorry! And bob - it was a joke. I meant I couldn't climb the wall so I'd have to take the loosers way out by going through the back gate!

[Stephen.]

Jade has revealed how the house has been an educational tool for her.

The chatterbox Londoner revealed what she had learned over the last 32 days to her housemates in the garden.

"I could never do a kick-up, I can now," she began. "I also know what a verruca is. I know that chickens don't eat cheese," she continued, the breadth of her intellect stunning one and all.

"That's useful," PJ quipped, with tounge very much placed in his cheek.

"I know you should appreciate the things you have - like washing machines," continued Jade. "I know how to do steak with nice sauce, make bread."

The list went on, much like Jade. "I've also learned...not much, I suppose. I've learned never to judge a book before you read it," she boasted, before Adele corrected her. "You mean judge a book by its cover."

"I know Mother Theresa was a nurse," Jade added, defiantly.

"A nun!" corrected Adele for the second time.

"But I do come out with intelligent things sometimes," she retorted, before resorting to her favourite pastime - slagging off Sophie.

"At least I don't pretend I know everything, like 'Alright Mate'..." she said.

If you need cheering up... You know where to turn!:lol:

[TJD]

The challenges so far have been crap. whatever happened to the chicken wire model of themselves.

[Jonny Hoare]

COMING SOON to Channel 4------------


MUSICAL CHAIRS

sponsered by IKEA

[TJD]

And on E4 only:
The Making of...Musical Chairs

[magenta]

Sophie and Jonny up.

Reckon Sophie will be off.

:/

[Adam]

Ohh, that is a shame. Sophie for Monday's Show then...We still have Jade to look at...

[magenta]

Why would you want to look at Jade?!

[Adam]

what the hell.. fook. i was meaning to say, Kate. Beg your pardon.

[magenta]

Good! I wouldn't be impressed if you fancied Jade.

[Adam]

she'd be alright, if she didn't look like a farm yard animal...

[TJD]

Oink Oink

[Uglybob]

shes an ugly bint, id prefer humping Sue Barker

[AndyB]

Im in a "feeling sorry" mood. I feel sorry for Sophie, everyone always slags her off when they aren't much better. Look at Jade, she's an alcoholic, dumb, and far too aggressive.
I also think Kate is doing an amazing job, have you ever see her winge or whine when living on the poor side? She's been doing really well, hope she wins.
Finally, Alex. STILL, STILL, he moans about people pissing in the shower. GET OVER IT!
I want Kate to win as I think she's one of the only nice ones in there. Jade has to go next week though, i want her boo-ed as she walks outta that door!

[Uglybob]

or oinked, now that would be good and her theme music to be "Ugly" by Daphne & Celeste

[Jonny Hoare]

Jade and Adele - the witches of eastwick

[AndyB]

uglybob - YES! Ugly, what a good tune to play out at her! Am I being harsh?
I personaly dont mind Adele, everyone seems to be calling her 2 faced, but shes just playing the game VERY well.

Also, have you noticed how all the housemates use certain words repeatedly, like
"Gutted"
"Two-faced"
I cant rememebr anymore......help? (exclude Sophie though, shes just being bullied)

[stevenuk]

Its a shame they cant BOTH go this friday as i hate them both
but it has to be sophie if 1 of them two go!

[Jonny Hoare]

Ask cliff- he did sue barker in 1977

[mnky]

1st - Alex
2nd - Adele
3rd - Jade

you know its gonna happen if things stay as they are. almost an exact repeat of bb1. main bloke wins, main bird second, and the... tall ...black ...guy.. third... maybe not then worth a bet i reckon. if anyone can be arsed to get the odds of that from that channel4 betting service...

[Jonny Hoare]

Always the gay one in the top 3
always a black person in the last three
strong accent also in the three

[stevenuk]

If they ever did a celeb BB again it would be good if they put Moyles and dr fox in there! that would be great veiwing!

[Jonny Hoare]

apparently les dennis is being lined with neil morrsiey

[jc]

Oh dear God, this next week is going to suck.

The results of this week's task are in.

Each housemate was called into the diary room one at a time (in an order decided by the housemates) to answer a different observation question relating to the house, i.e. how many mirrors were in the rich bathroom, how long chick peas should soak for, etc. Those who answered their question correctly left to join the rich side; those who failed to answer within thirty seconds or answer correctly joined the poor side.

The two questions I mentioned were answered correctly by Kate and Tim respectively. The rest of 'em went to the poor side. As they failed to get all the questions right (which would have brought the divide down) the housemates were given one last chance to take the divide down; if one housemate from the rich side answered a second question correctly the divide would come down, else that person would move to the poor side.

Kate volunteered, and was asked to name all 14 housemates in alphabetical order. She forgot to mention Alison, hence failed.

Tim is now the only housemate on the rich side. - jc

[Freddo]

Revolt! Revolt! Revolt!