[tombugler]

If a circle wasn't round, squares had 152 corners and Cornetto ice creams didn't have that chocolate bit in the bottom, where would I keep my hairgel?

[Toast]

If you weren't born, didn't have the internet or a radio, who would post crap topics?

[tombugler]

Now you're really asking two questions there, which I will answer with one of my own. Was george orwell a real person?

[Ickle Angel]

Please Tom for the sake of everyone shut up

[tombugler]

Ah, but did the horse get the bit in between it's teeth or did the chicken learn to fly?

[Toast]

Please Tom for the sake of everyone shut up

Here here.

[tombugler]

Actually it should be hear hear.

[MC]

You seemed ok on Carpark Catchphrase but now you just seem like an arse.

Rock a loo la.

[Tom Holt]

Tom - you're the joker of this message board - can't you just take the hint and leave us to post in peace?

[iSeb]

i hate to say this, but please do shut up.

[tombugler]

Please all of you read my apology in General.

[Sionide]

king of stupid posts! *bows*