[Dickie]

Heard Jo Whiley talking about this text service today that you can text any question to and it comes back with a reply. Costs £1 so fairly expensive but you can literally ask anything,

Check this on the Daily Mirror web-site for the questions that they asked:

HERE!

[Dickie]

Oh so you can't edit in here.

Just to say if anyone asks any questions then post them, could be funny or if anyone wants a question asking then i can text in (It doesn't cost me a penny).

[Tom Holt]

LOL - good one dickie! (and jo whiley)

[Sheep]

if anyone wants a question asking then i can text in (It doesn't cost me a penny).

You got special privleges or something?

[Sidders]

Ask it how it works.

[Dickie]

Q. How does this text service work?

A. AQA worls through a patent pending combination of intelligent algorithms, databases and human researchers.

[pip1984_2k]

Q: whats in the "special sauce" in my local chinease resteraunt

Ive always wonder, ive asked and the reply I get is

"Ahhh special sauce *nod up and down while smiling* special"

[jameseuk]

if anyone wants a question asking then i can text in (It doesn't cost me a penny).

You got special privleges or something?

yeah how come it cost us £1 & u nothing?

[rattis]

I must remember that number for the next pub quiz

[iSeb]

I like these questions/answers:..

WHERE are my bloody keys?

Your keys are where you left them, unless you have toddlers or a dog addicted to keys. Think back to when you last had them.



HOW long is a piece of string?

Twice as long as half its length.



DOES Jesus love me?

Jesus loves everyone unconditionally and completely and independent of the person's background or personal characteristics. So, yes, Jesus does love you.



WHAT'S the formula for happiness?

True happiness is a choice you have to make. Be true to yourself and don't eat yellow snow.

but My Favourite......

WHAT will next week's winning Lottery numbers be?

Were it possible for us to predict next week's lottery numbers, this text service would cost you more than the £1 you paid.

[Tom Holt]

lol - yeah thats a nice one!

[Sionide]

a revolutionay way to cheat in exams, does it ever give essay answers? funny service! the lottery numbers one is good.. i wonder how long it will last before everyone gets bored of it

[Sionide]

(edit: if you think you can get away with having your mobile on you, which loads of people do by the way)

[Sheep]

ive ahd my mobile in loads of exams, as long as its off or on silent nobody knows

[Sidders]

Same here Sheep. Great minds huh?

[LastChanc]

But if your mobile is switched off doesn't that kinda defeat the objective of taking it in there to being with?

*one of many who took exams before mobile phones were invented*

[Mcqueen_]

No. I was told to leave mine with my coat in a cloak room where evryone passes through. I wouldn't be that trustworthy so I'd take a chance and keep it on me with it turned off, and hope it doesn't find a way to ring.

[kendra k]

sounds quite lame to be honest. i mean... cheaters suck almost as much as frankfurt.

[Sionide]

my friend had his phone in an exam, off - no problem.. wrong!
he had a reminder set to watch something on the tv and reminders go off even if your phone is off!!! so he managed to somehow take the back off his phone and pull the battery out, one handed without anyone noticing.. a lucky escape

[Tom Holt]

but surely the reminder went off and he got caught....

[Lew]

without a battery?

[Ahh_Pathetic]

without a battery?

Was this the reply they gave you when you asked how you could stimulate women with your tiny penis?

[B26354]

he's back, good the rest of you can stop trying to be funny now.
(refering to the topic in the general forum)

[Lew]

without a battery?

Was this the reply they gave you when you asked how you could stimulate women with your tiny penis?

that's incredibly childish i must say. i thought better of you.

[Ahh_Pathetic]

you are seriously mis-guided then.

I am scum.