[M+L Fan]

Good idea, my man

[stevotrash]

...now stick that in your pipe and smoke it sister.

[M+L Fan]

Stick what in my pipe? your abnormally small penis? No thanks - I'm not that way inclined.

[stevotrash]

are you only into big * m+L?

I was not directly reffering to you in that statement.

[AndyB]

M+L, i agree with you on this. This is so damn stupid and geeky, I dont even want to think what Moylesie would think if he knew a bunch of his "fans" were prancing around with mission objectives on how to say a daft 7 word phrase on a TV program. Do it spontaneously, you dont have to plan the think, you just end up looking stupid.

No offence intended......

[magenta]

7?

[M+L Fan]

I'm not that way inclined.

I thought I made myself clear.

Yes, I agree Andy B - is there no end to these kids sychophanticness and brown-nosing. If Moyles said 'Jump off a bridge at noon tomorrow' half of these geeks probably would.

[Freddo]

i don't think you have a choice sonny, no girl in her right mind would want to go out without a spotty moronic hermaphrodite like yourself, oh well, looks like the five minute freeview for you again.


m'lud

[M+L Fan]

Loki - look;

now your tiny member: It is quite common at your age(I'm assuming about 12-13) to not be very well endowed, but you can easily put on some length during adolescence - take my word for it......ayyyyy!

And the premature ejaculation problem: I suggest going to the doctor.

I am the Anna Raeburn of Moylesword.

[Freddo]

My age 12-13? no you getting me mixed up. Now my adnormally small penis, i have no problem with that neither does Mrs M+L fan. Also my premature ejaculation isn't that bad, well its not as bad as your obviously i mean you shoot a load when watching wildlife on 1.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

cant say i am over excited bout nwo but i think if people wanna do it good. they aint harming you an it might be a laugh. an if m + l fan is against it then it has one good point

[Jonny Hoare]

stevo is a self publiscist firts then moyles publicist

[Black_Ice]

M+L Fan I do believe the amount of irony contained within your posts to be altogether facetious. You remark using offensive and sexually explicit comments then call others “childish”. Whilst at the same time posting under a name that is unequivocally aimed at provoking discord.

Furthermore, you along with Andy B designate others as “geeks” while posting on a forum about a Radio DJ. Perhaps others might wish to call you “geeks” rightly or wrong, with or without cause. The old maxim “People in glass houses, should not throw stones” surely applies here.

In addition, are you sure you meant “sychophanticness”? Perhaps I should use a none-existent word to advice you…

Yes I have it now: M+L Fan my advice to you is “chilloutpsycho” and let the animosity subside.

Your friend,

Black Ice

[DRLOZBAKER-mWo@school]

ive sent a letter to planet sounds void (p452 teletext channel 4) which mentions mWo and "Donkey magic" so another mention..Hopefully

Trash well done lad we are going to go far!

[Freddo]

My age 12-13? no you getting me mixed up. Now my adnormally small penis, i have no problem with that neither does Mrs M+L fan. Also my premature ejaculation isn't that bad, well its not as bad as your obviously i mean you shoot a load when watching wildlife on 1.

Chris did you edit my post?

[Chris]

Yes.

[Stephen.]

I would just like to take this opportunity to take back all those harsh words and polls I have said about the mWo.
Admitedly I first thought it was just shite, but in my defense it was because you were not telling us what you were doing, all you were saying was "WAIT".
On viewing your site I would like to congratulate your work as you are well on your way to promoting the name of one Christopher Moyles.

Well done lads 'n' lasses (if there are any lasses involved),
Keep up the good work,

[AndyB]

Black_Ice - I never said I wasn't a geek, I was just criticising other geeks.

[TJD]

and therefore critisising yourself

[AndyB]

You what? Can a man criticise another man? Yes, if he does it doesnt mean he is criticising himself. Im criticising this daft MWO thing, and am not criticising myself because im no member.

[Black_Ice]

Yes but you are a geek, hence the statement. I was criticising you, it is altogether quite lucid.

Learn how to read and I will teach you how to fly, “because I will bring you down”.

Irony is lost on you, so is wit and intellect. It is pleasing that you do not have any inasmuch as that would have been a waste.

[M+L Fan]

You remark using offensive and sexually explicit comments then call others “childish”.

I am dumbing down in a BBC news stylee - unfortunately all the members(with a few exceptions) who have an ounce of intelligence have left this board, largely due to people like you who have their heads so firmly lodged up your arse that I'm sure you can see the interior of your bowel.

Whilst at the same time posting under a name that is unequivocally aimed at provoking discord.

You are falling into the old negative way of thinking by assuming that 'M+L Fan' means 'I like M+L, but hate Moyles' - now that is a rather childish way of thinking. Just because I promote the one doesn't mean I don't like the other. I can't help feeling if my name had been 'Moyles Fan', you would have said something like; 'That's an original name for a start'.

Furthermore, you along with Andy B designate others as “geeks” while posting on a forum about a Radio DJ.

Show me where I denied being a 'geek' - nope, didn't think you could find it. There are certain degrees of geeks. I think you are a complete arse for example, I also think Osama Bin Laden is a complete arse; but I think it's quite obvious that you are a lesser arse than him. Yes, going a website about a Radio 1 DJ is a bit geeky - but surely not as geeky as spending time on a website and other guff to say stupid slogans on national radio and TV. Hmm?

Furthermore, you along with Andy B designate others as “geeks” while posting on a forum about a Radio DJ.

Well, if you are challenging my spelling, then yes I did mispell it by having an 'h' in it, but then...

Perhaps I should use a none-existent word to advice you…

Advice? surely advise
Or maybe you are challenging the existence of the word? if so, I am not surprised, as you sound quite a narrow-minded little chap. You obviously begrudge someone like myself being innovative with La Lingua Inglese.

Yes I have it now: M+L Fan my advice to you is “chilloutpsycho” and let the animosity subside.

Then you just ruin all your little piece of good work by calling me 'psycho'; this ludicrous assumption that my mental health is in question(Dickin stylee) just shows the empty barrel has rather large scrape marks at the bottom.

Now my adnormally small penis, i have no problem with that neither does Mrs M+L fan.

There is no Mrs M+L Fan - unfortunately I always have to be openly single, because I don't want to be responsible for the mass suicide of 5 million teenage girls Oh dear - I'm dumbing down again.

Also my premature ejaculation isn't that bad, well its not as bad as your obviously i mean you shoot a load when watching wildlife on 1.

I know, but David Attenborough is so sexy.

[AndyB]

Oh im sorry Black_Ice, I bow down to your great superiority, how could I ever have considered myself worthy of talking to you, im sooo sorry, it is obvious you are far better than me, and know it too.

Oh, and go and listen to Radio 4, or Classic FM.

[Black_Ice]

I am dumbing down in a BBC news stylee - unfortunately all the members(with a few exceptions) who have an ounce of intelligence have left this board, largely due to people like you who have their heads so firmly lodged up your arse that I'm sure you can see the interior of your bowel.

I wish I could see the interior of my bowels. Then I could find out what is causing this irritation. However, you ignored the point, your insult was quite lame, “childish”, yes.

You are falling into the old negative way of thinking by assuming that 'M+L Fan' means 'I like M+L, but hate Moyles' - now that is a rather childish way of thinking. Just because I promote the one doesn't mean I don't like the other. I can't help feeling if my name had been 'Moyles Fan', you would have said something like; 'That's an original name for a start'.

No, it was your attitude combined with your name that drew me to that conclusion.

M+L Fan is not a very inventive name.

Show me where I denied being a 'geek' - nope, didn't think you could find it. There are certain degrees of geeks. I think you are a complete arse for example, I also think Osama Bin Laden is a complete arse; but I think it's quite obvious that you are a lesser arse than him. Yes, going a website about a Radio 1 DJ is a bit geeky - but surely not as geeky as spending time on a website and other guff to say stupid slogans on national radio and TV. Hmm?

Once again no, Tall Pall made the mWo web-site, as Chris made this one. The slogan was Chris Moyles’ idea. Does this need any more explaining for you?

Your generalisations hold no basis.

Well, if you are challenging my spelling, then yes I did mispell it by having an 'h' in it, but then...
Advice? surely advise
Or maybe you are challenging the existence of the word? if so, I am not surprised, as you sound quite a narrow-minded little chap. You obviously begrudge someone like myself being innovative with La Lingua Inglese.

Yes I am so narrow minded I challenge the existence of the word advice. However, I am not little. Further more, your innovative skills are lacking evidence. Surely, “misspell” not mispell?

Then you just ruin all your little piece of good work by calling me 'psycho'; this ludicrous assumption that my mental health is in question(Dickin stylee) just shows the empty barrel has rather large scrape marks at the bottom.

I made no assumptions about you when making up the word “chilloutpsycho”. However, from the maniacal nature of your posts it seemed appropriate.

There is no Mrs M+L Fan - unfortunately I always have to be openly single, because I don't want to be responsible for the mass suicide of 5 million teenage girls Oh dear - I'm dumbing down again.

“Dumbing” indeed.

I know, but David Attenborough is so sexy.

Yes he is.

Penis problems are nothing to be ashamed of as I am sure you have found out. It is nice to see you highlight this issue and support Pele in his cause by flying the Brazilian flag. I respect you for your honesty.

AndyB your sarcasm needs work, also your advice is quite shabby.

I have had enough of you already M+L Fan, you appear quite asinine from some of things you have said. Responding to you has bored me intensely and I have better things to do in the mornings after working exhausting hours. If there were a mute button here, I would use it, however I shall just not read what you have to say.

[AndyB]

Thanks for the pointers