chrismoyles.net
- Sun Jul 07, 2002 11:11 am
#15797
1. Discover CM on radio.
2. Find Moylesworld.Spend first hour in belief that the site is official.
3. Find the message board.(veterans will remember the flaky old one) Breath huge sigh of relief upon realisation that there are many others just as obsessed/sad as you.
4. Lurk forever.
5. Post to a topic inviting entries,post is ignored,topic disappears shortly after.
6. Post a new topic,feel overwhelmed and excited when someone replies.
7. Hang around,post to enough topics to become contemptibly familiar, get picked on by the older boys.
8. Post a new topic and get a 'gusher' topic disappears shortly after.
9. Post a topic demanding to know why all your posts disappear.
10.Wander if Moyles ever reads the messages on the board,post topic in hope that he does.
11.Get into a fight about something, polluting the atmos with puffed up, genuinely felt aggro and bitterness later feel upset & hurt,forgetting Mr M is paid for going off on one about such things.
12.Laugh at thick newbie who posts a message on the board adressed to Moyles himself.
13.Get p*ssed off by M+L fan,pick a fight with him,make up.
14.Fail to get a mention on Moyles' show.
15.Try to impress posters of opposing gender with impecable list of favourite songs.
16.Get your name used by someone else in topic heading.Feel smug.
17.Cheat the system by putting full stops and commas into f,ucking swearwords.Feel smug.
18. Post whilst drunk, embarrass oneself,apologise the next day for poor spelling
19.Get p*ssed off by M+L fan again.
20. Realise you are one of the test subjects in M+L fans elaborate taking the piss out of an entire messageboard experiment,feel relieved
23.Get p*ssed off by M+L fan again.
24. Go on a humorous posting binge of variable quality,racking up a huge score of postings, presumably whilst on pills,for your nerves
25. Wonder whatever happened to relentlessly cheery and likeable ex posters.Fear the worst...
26. Post a topic pseudonymously & p*ss everyone off, then post follow up as oneself slagging alter-egos posting for pissing everyone off including self, speculating on true identity of original poster
27. Realise that Cornish Tw@ doesnt really exist, but is simply the involuntary manifestation of the unspoken, nigh-on existential angst of the collective unconscious of a gang of individuals gathered together to celebrate genius of a broadcaster whose main talent seems to lie in p*ssing people off.
28.Await unconstructive critiscm from funky drummer.
2. Find Moylesworld.Spend first hour in belief that the site is official.
3. Find the message board.(veterans will remember the flaky old one) Breath huge sigh of relief upon realisation that there are many others just as obsessed/sad as you.
4. Lurk forever.
5. Post to a topic inviting entries,post is ignored,topic disappears shortly after.
6. Post a new topic,feel overwhelmed and excited when someone replies.
7. Hang around,post to enough topics to become contemptibly familiar, get picked on by the older boys.
8. Post a new topic and get a 'gusher' topic disappears shortly after.
9. Post a topic demanding to know why all your posts disappear.
10.Wander if Moyles ever reads the messages on the board,post topic in hope that he does.
11.Get into a fight about something, polluting the atmos with puffed up, genuinely felt aggro and bitterness later feel upset & hurt,forgetting Mr M is paid for going off on one about such things.
12.Laugh at thick newbie who posts a message on the board adressed to Moyles himself.
13.Get p*ssed off by M+L fan,pick a fight with him,make up.
14.Fail to get a mention on Moyles' show.
15.Try to impress posters of opposing gender with impecable list of favourite songs.
16.Get your name used by someone else in topic heading.Feel smug.
17.Cheat the system by putting full stops and commas into f,ucking swearwords.Feel smug.
18. Post whilst drunk, embarrass oneself,apologise the next day for poor spelling
19.Get p*ssed off by M+L fan again.
20. Realise you are one of the test subjects in M+L fans elaborate taking the piss out of an entire messageboard experiment,feel relieved
23.Get p*ssed off by M+L fan again.
24. Go on a humorous posting binge of variable quality,racking up a huge score of postings, presumably whilst on pills,for your nerves
25. Wonder whatever happened to relentlessly cheery and likeable ex posters.Fear the worst...
26. Post a topic pseudonymously & p*ss everyone off, then post follow up as oneself slagging alter-egos posting for pissing everyone off including self, speculating on true identity of original poster
27. Realise that Cornish Tw@ doesnt really exist, but is simply the involuntary manifestation of the unspoken, nigh-on existential angst of the collective unconscious of a gang of individuals gathered together to celebrate genius of a broadcaster whose main talent seems to lie in p*ssing people off.
28.Await unconstructive critiscm from funky drummer.
