[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

what would be the first thing you'd do?

[Sidders]

If I was female, my answer my have been different. But I'm not female. Obviously.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

dont lie sidders it would be up your arse faster than you can say "oh adam you are so witty"

[Sidders]

Why couldn't it be a coconut with the top chopped off?

[Toast]

dont lie sidders it would be up your arse faster than you can say "oh adam you are so witty"

Hahaha, best reply I've ever seen on this board.

Erm, I'd eat the banana.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Why couldn't it be a coconut with the top chopped off?

because that would be a whole other poll and then abi titmuss would be involved and it could all get messy.

[Quincy]

other

i would eat the banana and then be sick everywhere as that is the effect bananas have on me

[MK Chris]

Clearly then, it would be a good idea to do something other than eat the banana.

[Quincy]

well not if the plan is to be sick, in which case it would be a delightful idea

[Marky]

A better idea would be to drink until you're sick. It'd be more fun

[Hattie]

But the sickness is much worse

[Quincy]

and a banana is cheaper

[Sidders]

Or smoke the banana skin.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

rub it on your foot to cure verrucas.

[Sheep]

go skiing