[The Cornishman]

It seems the Codger-capacitated Alzhiemers Express has pulled into Penzance - the place is full of them,most of them performing a manoeuvre known as the 'Tat Tangential' whereby they espy some tatty tourist trinket,such as a 'Heartbeat' hat or 'Emmerdale' dildo, and suddenly veer off thier scheduled trajectory into the path of any oncoming pedestrian- usualy cackling "Ooh THATS unusual" as they send children,prams and little puppy dogs a-crashin'to the floor.But I'm not bitter....and funny how the Great British grave dodger suddenly loses all sense of where thier body ends and somebody else's begins.I was recently in the queue for an 'Any Five Items' Breakfast Special when an octogenarian prolapser behind me began sliding her tray into my fingers.Not only did she end up with her five items before I did,she nudged my arm as she trembled towards the till - sending steaming tea splooshing onto my hash browns.I then had the misfortune to cop a pike at her boat as she mashed sausages between her gums.She had a wispy moustache and one of those 'anus mouths'- which put me off my morning sustainance.Got to love 'em though eh?

[Quanny]

Firstly, why did you post that on a Moyles messageboard?!?!

And if you're having a go at people with Alzhiemers, then I recon you can @#&% off personally

[Jonny Hoare]

That letter from Cornish twat
Irate from Penzance

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

it gives me a headache just looking at that so i couldnt be arsed reading it.

[Sidders]

it gives me a headache just looking at that so i couldnt be arsed reading it.

Ha ha! me too!

[Funky Drummer]

I read the first line. Then stopped. What a load of crap.

Rich

[Quanny]

it gives me a headache just looking at that so i couldnt be arsed reading it.

I read the first line. Then stopped. What a load of crap.

I propose that Cornish-Tw@ is a tw@
(I'll prob get virtualy shot on this board now...oh well)

[Guest]

You read the first line then stopped-how do you know it was a load of crap then?Got any more nitwit comments or queries?...fruit flavoured polos are suitable for vegetarians before you ask and never try to remove excess wax from the ear with a vacum cleaner.Sorry if words with more than one syllable in them are too much for you all I'll try to keep my terminology at primary school level in the future.

[Quanny]

Don't you just hate guests

[Freddo]

I must admit i'm starting to enjoy Cornish Tw@'s posts, far better to the people who post a few pointless letters to increase thier post total. See above

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yes loki not at all like your message.....


Gaspode the "chalk another one up" Wonder Dog

[Freddo]

My one was just airing my opinion which is ok in my book but this post below has to be number 1 in the "No shit sherlock top ten posts" and also the LOL smiley, yes my friend we are laughing out loud but only in pity.

Don't you just hate guests

[Quanny]

My one was just airing my opinion which is ok in my book but this post below has to be number 1 in the "No shit sherlock top ten posts" and also the LOL smiley, yes my friend we are laughing out loud but only in pity.

Don't you just hate guests

And mine was my opinion as well...and tbh I couldn't give a toss about post totals

[magenta]

Yours wasn't an opinion, more like a question with the question mark missing

[a_girl_from_mars]

There are so many sensitive people on the board. No offence Adam, but we seem to have a growing number of Lynch-like-people posting. I'm sure Cornish Tw@s post was all in the name of comedy........I thought it was funny.

[Quanny]

I apologise...sorry board

[Uglybob]

Mr Twat is an oldie and should be welcomed back with open arms and a glass of ribena