[craig]

Hi there Chris, my name is Craig Adams I want you to do these jingles for me please. Right I want these please a selection of rude sound effects on a mp3 file please saying *off,*off,*off,go and have a *,*,snog me baby,oh yes oh yes yes push push,harder harder more more,i'd love to stroke your *,get me all *.

And here's another couple you could do for me Chris: I would like sound effects of buzzer sounds from uk game shows. A Pack contaning the itn news music and the bongs the new music please cheers.

Regards
Craig

[Aaron]

Which Chris are you on about? And I doubt either of them will do any of the rude ones anyway.

[craig]

Hi there im on about chris moyles mate he would do them for me, I hope he would because I need those doing for me. Thank you for your help any way cheers!.

Regards
Craig

[Aaron]

This is the unofficial board. He doesn't post but people think he may read some of the foums and I doubt he'd do them anyway. If you really think he would maybe ask aled in the registered users forum but I really doubt Chris would do them as I've said before.

[Mcqueen_]

Hi there Chris, my name is Craig Adams I want you to do these jingles for me please. Right I want these please a selection of rude sound effects on a mp3 file please saying *off,*off,*off,go and have a *,*,snog me baby,oh yes oh yes yes push push,harder harder more more,i'd love to stroke your *,get me all *.

How mature.

[Chris]

And I was only thinking the other day how long it had been since I banned someone ...

[HoTdOg]

hahahaha funniest post yet.....his he related to the weebles?...
do some rude effects hahahaha


hi my name is craig and im 10 and a half years old....can you do fart noises here?

[Mafro]

n00b

[Dickie]

Does he really think that Moyles would bother to do him some jingles.

The funniest part is that he was making a serious request.

[Sheep]

i dont think anyone would do that, specially when we have no idea who you are.

[David]

this will be the same craig who added me to msn and tried to send me lots and lots and lots of porn..

[jimmy g]

He seems to really want the wrong buzzer, so I might as well say it's here: http://chrismoyles.net/cgi-chris/soundv ... ?wrong.mp3

[Sidders]

Well he's from Hinckley, they're all backwards there.

[HoTdOg]

got any of that porn left david?

[Sheep]

Least he didnt send you a keylogger

[Hattie]

this will be the same craig who added me to msn and tried to send me lots and lots and lots of porn..

He sent virus infected copies to me aswel, he must be such a nice guy

[Sheep]

oh how nice

[Quincy]

what a bell end

[David]

I just blocked him and deleted him off my MSN account.

He seemed to think I was gay because I didnt want "lesbian threesome.mpeg" from him.

[Jonny Hoare]

i'd like that file please


although if its celebrity fit club uncut i dont won't it

[Mcqueen_]

I thought you was into the porky ones?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Hi there Chris, my name is Craig Adams I want you to do these jingles for me please. Right I want these please a selection of rude sound effects on a mp3 file please saying *off,*off,*off,go and have a *,*,snog me baby,oh yes oh yes yes push push,harder harder more more,i'd love to stroke your *,get me all *.

And here's another couple you could do for me Chris: I would like sound effects of buzzer sounds from uk game shows. A Pack contaning the itn news music and the bongs the new music please cheers.

Regards
Craig

this person has just added me to msn but is saying nothing... why do people do that?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i would edit if i could but hes spoken to me now and he is slightly strange... another person from here blocked...

not that i have any others blocked.. ahem.

[MK Chris]

Someone with an email address that implies they're called Charlotte added me the other day, then when I asked her who she was she said I was probably a perv and blocked me. Bonkers she was.

I have a couple blocked from here.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

hah sounds like an amazing judge of character to me.