[President George W Bush]

The United States has got itself into a meteorological mess.Texas is flooded while in Arizona and California forest fires still rage.
Obviously North America has to be tipped up so the floodwater swills down and puts out the fires.
So far so good but there is a downside.Millions of Mexican folks will tumble down the west coast of the US and no-one wants that so the continent will have to be carefully jiggled around like those old circular games where you had to get little balls into holes.Thus the water will do its work but the Mexicans will end up back where they started.
I'm not saying it'll be easy.

[Alex Farrell]

A good idea, but tipping a continental place up just may disrupt basketball games, and don't forget that it will also empty swimming pools. Borderline genius

[kendra k]

hmmm... seems more flawed than that. i mean, there aren't fires in california right now. at least none that i know of, which is fortunate for somebody living in california, as i am. also, that method has been used once before, and that explains why southern california is crap.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

just bomb the pacific ocean thus creating a tidal wave and solving the problem

[kendra k]

except for kids like myself who live on the pacific coast... i would prefer it if my university and home where not destroyed for some time.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yes but as we know americans are always good at hitting targets where they kill themselves/ their allies. an the pacific ocean i mean you gotta believe they could find that.....