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By David
#159507
Caught my mum watching this wonderful piece of television this afternoon.

Words cant really describe it. Anyone else who saw it, or even 10 seconds of it, will know exactly what I think of it though...
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By Betti911
#159517
It was pretty awful! Felt sorry for the British entrant who tried to do something meaningful! Who won by the way?
By David
#159519
I only caught the end with the voting, so I didnt see all the entries, but Spain won.... and the song was dire. I dread to think what the other entries were like if they won.
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By Betti911
#159523
Saw the Spanish entry! She was a Spanish ned girl described as having a bigger entourage than Jay lo.... think this may replace the main eurovision one day. Classic television!
By David
#159546
no no seriously, my mum watched it from start to finish.
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By Betti911
#159634
Don't lie Gaspode you were watching it too :)
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#159680
nah i was watching thin american people on T4 before turning off before that smash hits wotsit come on.
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By Quincy
#159682
you missed vernon with his pink shirt and tie combo.
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By Golden Syrup
#159704
maybe the baby puked on all his other shirts so he borrowed one from tess
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By Betti911
#159738
He's skinny enough to fit her clothes anyway!
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By seanbhoy
#159812
Great how you got from Junior Eurovision Song Contest to Smash Hits Awards (?). Just as crap as each other
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By Golden Syrup
#159861
smash hits awards are a joke now. how can people say danny jones is the most fanciable male in pop, and matt jay winning best mop top, what'sthat about!
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By Splodge
#159868
When were the Smash Hits awards not a joke?
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By Golden Syrup
#159899
good point, i remember one year mel c got best rock act! that was a hilarious joke
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By Sidders
#159915
She did some good rock songs though, remember Going Down?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#159925
an that brian adams one which i secretly quite liked (sporty an spotty).
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By Betti911
#160046
Where's Mel C gone now?
By Toast
#160065
Who cares?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#160070
Mel C's mum?

I saw her on dat dere Elton John Ivor Novello wotsit. Mary J Bilge proving onces again she is a talentless munter.
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By Golden Syrup
#160171
she was in heat the other week in the back of a taxi with kate thornton and nicole appleton