The place where everyone hangs out, chats, gossips, and argues
By The Cornishman
#15999
Tonight I took a steaming cup of Nescafe into the garden.It has become something of a tw@ ritual to bask in the late night hue of the summer solstice.I sat on a tree stump that I had lovingly hauled from near by woods in 1998 and pondered on this and mused on that.After a while I realised that for the first occasion in a very long time I was not thinking of anything.Nothing.What a wonderful feeling that was,the ever present tention in my neck and shoulders had gone,my breathing was deep and effortless.A tiny seedling drifted silently down by my feet.I picked it up and inspected it.It looked like a baby tadpole or perhaps a giant sperm I gave the pod a squeeze expecting perhaps a little pop or some ooze,instead a thousand white seedling things hit me square in the eye.I sit here now with a red and streaming truly buggered iris and fully expect one morning to find a small tree growing from my eye socket.
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By Funky Drummer
#16002
On behalf of everyone else, thanks hugely for sharing that with us Cornish. ;)

I do enjoy your little "diary-moments" (no, I'm not being sarcastic - I do find them quite amusing :lol: ).

keep it up!

Rich~
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#16016
i would prefer it if you left some spaces in it though cos it really hurts my eyes to read it.

Gaspode the "blind" wonder dog
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By Funky Drummer
#16023
Actualy, yeah - I agree with that. It is all a bit blinding.
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By kendra k
#16025
i think this is giving me a headache.
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By Funky Drummer
#16027
Would you like an asprin? (I was going to offer a paracetemol, but I'm not sure if I know how to spell it)
By David
#16036
I already have a headace from spending too much time on this damn computer. ITS RUINED MY LIFE AAAAAARGH!
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By kendra k
#16044
ich bin ruiniert auch!

paracetemol, what the blazes is that? i've aspirin at home. hopefully it'll take my fever down.