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By tombugler
#161459
Ok, Christmas is coming, shopping to do, turkey to eat, presents to wrap and all that crap. After Christmas we have New Years Eve, obviously. Everything is sorted, I know where I'm going, who with but not WHAT AS!!!

Help!

Fancy dress costume ideas please! And i'm on a budget (currently £370 overdrawn!) Celebrities good, objects BAD.
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By Uglybob
#161465
dress as a chav

1. baseball cap (preferbly burberry)
2. nike t-shirt
3. really white trainers.
4. a lot of acne
5. a gold chain round the neck
6. at least 2 rings on each hand
7. tracksuit bottoms preferbly kappa, if you can get a kappa jacket too then youve hit the jackpot.
8. a can of red bull
9. get a lend of a really shit ford fiesta thats been souped up with go faster stripes and a really bad bumper.
By Sheep
#161467
and turn up with a goth
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By fish heads
#161475
Uglybob wrote:dress as a chav


I thought he said it was Fancy Dress...
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#161490
wear pink socks, a suit and take a dog... hey presto its Blunkett.
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By tombugler
#161492
Not so keen on the Chav idea. Sensible suggestions please! I do like the blunkett idea.
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By Sidders
#161627
Dress as Jesus.
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By Betti911
#161630
Go as John Leslie
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By Uglybob
#161645
backwards man - speak in a west country manner and have hay protruding from your flies and smear faeces on your jeans.
By Sheep
#161665
Tom how old are you?
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By pip1984_2k
#161675
Uglybob wrote:backwards man - speak in a west country manner and have hay protruding from your flies and smear faeces on your jeans.


I was hoping you meant the backwards man from Freddy got fingered. Such a great/crap film.
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By Betti911
#161684
Did anyone see a house of a thousand corpses? That was a great but weird film.... whoever wrote that must have some warper imagination!
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By tombugler
#161729
Sheep454 wrote:Tom how old are you?


19, why?
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By Uglybob
#161733
go as the 5th member of the village, meaning you can make it up but still look camp
By Sheep
#161755
tombugler wrote:
Sheep454 wrote:Tom how old are you?


19, why?


Just wondering...
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By Morals
#161789
Paint yourself silver and go as a tripod
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By djscotty
#161865
go as a teddy boy :lol:

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By Wyatt
#161870
a Cow suit
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By Morals
#161879
New years resolution - to grow up
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By Sidders
#161883
New years resolution - to stop getting involved in ex-couples squabbles.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#161910
and now its like a gaspode christmas...
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By Andy Bkr
#161959
New years resolution spend more time on here when i should be working