[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

1. Win an olympic medal (they have already been rewarded and its their job)
2. Be a civil servant (its their job)
3. Be a headteacher (its their job)
4. be a lollypop lady/man (its their job / its crossing the f*cking road)
5. be old and in entertainment (its their f*cking job)
6. be a sportsman that is any way famous (its their job)

[Toast]

I see a pattern.

[Andy Bkr]

Do you think if i stop coming on here and actually did my job that i would get one? then again naa im not bothered

[Uglybob]

you have to be nominated or something so yourself being the egotist have to urge people to send a letter saying how great they are. dame kelly holmes is a bit crap, what she done apart from run a bit, woman of the year my bum, shoulda been abi titmuss. i defy anyone to find a day in the star/sun newspaper where there isnt a picture of her.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

the government can nominate you. i know someone who nominates someone i know every year.. hes never told them but it would be amusing if i could be arsed to mock up a letter.

[Betti911]

These people must have spent less time writing into forums during work time than us

[Sidders]

If the Queen read this forum, I'd blatently get at least an MBE.

[Uglybob]

or a flogging... from a man