The place where everyone hangs out, chats, gossips, and argues
By gem
#16230
This happened a few weeks ago, it was funny so I thought I'd share it with you.

Was going to do it as a guess who originally.
Anyway. I work at an airbase which had the pleasure of having Jeremy Clarkeson filming his new video there. I did meet him but was too shy to say anything (yeah well I was eye level with his chest which didn't help).

Anyway, on the way home from work (I live next door) they were filming right outside my drive and had put up a fake speed camera. One of those large grey boxes on a pole.

My dad told me it was real so I was really angry about it. Later on my dad was out mowing and saw Jeremy Clarkeson sitting in his landrover with the director.

He stormed up to them and started shouting "You bl**dy council workers, how dare you put up a speed camera. I know my bl**dy rights, why wasn't I informed?" etc. He wouldn't let them get a word in edge ways and swore that Clarkeson was backing away from him going "No, no sir you don't understand."

In the end my dad just started laughing and apologised for winding them up. I have seen Clarkeson several times after this a let me tell you there is nothing funnier than watching him drive his mini cooper.

Anyway there you are. Have YOU wound up a celebrity recently? Why not share with us?
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By Little Monster
#16232
That messege was SOOO long i did not read it. Did i miss much???

Why does it say lizzie buckingham under my avator????
Last edited by Little Monster on Wed Jul 10, 2002 8:10 pm, edited 1 time in total.
By The Cornishman
#16233
I currently enjoy sending two photographs a week to prison bound bent operator Jeffery Archer. The images contain myself sitting on a tropical beach with two fabulous babes under each arm and the words 'great out here' written underneath. It really winds him up.
By The Cornishman
#16242
Brian Blessed: I borrowed his beard to wash my car once and forgot to give it him back and now he won't stop going on about it. I don't care if you're in Coriolanus, Brian I've told you I've lost it. I'll corry your bloody anus if you carry on. I've moved houses three times since then, how do I know where the it is? Get over it!
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By kendra k
#16246
thom yorke and i sang "beat surrender" to eachother at the retro bar in london. no joke! then a big queen got pissed cos i beat him at the trivia games.
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By Gordon_the_Cromag
#16280
one of my brothers mates pushed robbie williams into a taxi because he refused to sign his shirt.
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By TJD
#16289
Brilliant Banana Girl wrote:Why does it say lizzie buckingham under my avator????


it is related to the number of posts you make
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By TJD
#16292
well she asked, the least i could do was to answer her. jus being polite
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By Funky Drummer
#16293
yeah, i was meaning "duh" to the guest in a non-serious, sarcastic style. no offence intended!

Rich
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By TJD
#16294
aaah. ok. im good with that
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By Little Monster
#16309
YOUR SIGNATURES REALLY SCARE ME would it be possible if you could all change them

and of course i know about the lizzie name thing-duh
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By Mcqueen_
#16313
Quick everyone go change there sig's, OR NOT!!


MCQUEEN
By Benjoo
#16314
TJD wrote:well she asked, the least i could do was to answer her. jus being polite




Sharking more bloody like it.
By The Cornishman
#16390
Brian Blesseds still going on about his bloody beard,he’s even spoken to the Daily Mail about it. I don’t care if you’ve got a voice that can bring down a multi-storey car park Brian, I’ve told you I’ve lost it. And anyway, if it was so bloody precious you should have got it insured. You’ve only yourself to blame.
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By Funky Drummer
#16469
Probably just a problem with whatever cornish tw@ typed. it's nothing you need to try and translate or anything.
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By Sidders
#16546
The lead singer of Wheatus told my brother to f*** off at Reading student union, just because he asked for a set list. Apparently they were a right bunch of tossers. He met Scott Mills too, who aparently was really nice.
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By Little Monster
#16549
McQueen wrote:Quick everyone go change there sig's


I agree. And it should be their NOT THERE. learn your grammar young boy
Last edited by Little Monster on Sun Jul 14, 2002 9:55 am, edited 1 time in total.
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By wannabe_mrs_moyles
#16555
well shouldn't you be TOMATO girl then? and it's GRAMMAR not grammer. learn your grammar young girl :P
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By Mcqueen_
#16556
Sorry, by the way...

Tomatoe Girl wrote:I agree. And it should be


...thought you shouldn't start sentences with AND.

MCQUEEN
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By Uglybob
#16561
Tomatoe might be a reference to a public gaffe about Ex Vice President Dan Quayle but seeing her mentality, I suspect not.
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By Funky Drummer
#16569
wannabe_mrs_moyles wrote:well shouldn't you be TOMATO girl then? and it's GRAMMAR not grammer. learn your grammar young girl :P


That'll learn her
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By Ickle Angel
#16571
While we are on the subject of the use of grammar I think Funky Drummer that you will find it is that'll teach her not that'll learn her. Right homework on my desk Monday morning please :P (I sound like my mum in this post lol)
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By Funky Drummer
#16572
err...i know. I did it on purpose (unless ur being sarcastic and just playing along with the joke?)

Rich