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have you ever texted while doing a dump

all the time
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yes i have done but only once in a blue moon
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no thats disgusting bob
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25%
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By iSeb
#164539
Im not voting becuase if I'm going to text somone, and need to poo.... Kill two birds with one trip to the toilet... thats what I say.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#164540
cant get reception on my toilet...
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By Betti911
#164547
Does a wee wee count?
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By Sidders
#164612
no thats disgusting bob

Why would it be discusting? It's not like they're gonna know is it?
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By Betti911
#164617
Yeah but imagine if you lent someone your phone afterwards.... yuck!
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By iSeb
#164635
Betti911 wrote:Yeah but imagine if you lent someone your phone afterwards.... yuck!


We are talking about texting somone while on the toilet... Not wiping your ass with it.
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By Betti911
#164660
Yeah but maybe you used the hand you use to wipe your ass to text without washing it.... go figure :)
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By Andy Bkr
#164690
ive got to get myself one of them lol
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#164692
Chris wrote:I'm in Tokyo, there's a button on my toilet to do that for you.


A button to do what? wipe your arse or flush the toilet?

Im hoping most of us are beyond a bucket job.
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By DemonHorse
#164737
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:
Chris wrote:I'm in Tokyo, there's a button on my toilet to do that for you.


A button to do what? wipe your arse or flush the toilet?

Im hoping most of us are beyond a bucket job.


I think he meant the texting....
:P


but I could be wrong
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By Sidders
#164755
DemonHorse wrote:
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:
Chris wrote:I'm in Tokyo, there's a button on my toilet to do that for you.


A button to do what? wipe your arse or flush the toilet?

Im hoping most of us are beyond a bucket job.


I think he meant the texting....
:P


but I could be wrong

He meant wipe his ass you pillock, do you know nothing about world culture?

People who don't wash their hands after going to the toilet are discusting and should be shot.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#164763
Is it just me that has to pick their nose while having a wee?
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By Betti911
#164799
This thread can only go downhill from here :)
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By DemonHorse
#164838
Sidla wrote:
DemonHorse wrote:
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:
Chris wrote:I'm in Tokyo, there's a button on my toilet to do that for you.


A button to do what? wipe your arse or flush the toilet?

Im hoping most of us are beyond a bucket job.


I think he meant the texting....
:P


but I could be wrong

He meant wipe his ass you pillock, do you know nothing about world culture?

People who don't wash their hands after going to the toilet are discusting and should be shot.


Geez lighten up, can't you tell when someone's f**king kidding????
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By Sidders
#164849
Yeah right, more like you don't want to look foolish, so put it down to sarcasm.
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By DemonHorse
#164852
:P after message = kidding....

and guess you're the ONLY one who actually took it seriously.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#164857
i take everything seriously and have enquired about such a button on my toliet only to be laughed at by both plumbers and electrical outlets (I mean which would you go to? thats a dilemma in itself..).

The emotional stress this has caused me is unmeasurable but fortunately my lawyers (http://www.screwemforeverypenny.com) have calculated a figure of £6 million pounds if you wish to settle.

i await your response.