[The Cornishman]

Those people who jump out at traffic lights and wash your windscreen. Then, when you speed away they cling on to your wipers for dear life. You swerve from side to side but they're still there,the limpet-like twats.
You lean out and punch them repeatedly but even that doesn't dislodge them. You toss pound coins out of the window but they won't even get off for those.
Eventually, you stop thirty miles away and you have to give them a credit card which they swipe through one of those thingamajigs that give you a stenciled receipt. Then you agree to a direct debit for all your future payments. Then you have to drive them back to their original pitch and listen to their sad tales of family torture in Kosovo or wherever. And then you have to agree to marry their daughter because otherwise she'd be deported. And then she's really ugly with a big wart on her nose. And then she cuts your knackers off while drunk on turnip wine. It's a slippery slope.

[kendra k]

i hate people who stand on the left when riding an escalator or walking belt. ARGH

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i cant stand down escalators in general but, and i have said this before, what pisses me off are happy people. i cant stand someone who feels the need to be permantly jolly. its annoying...

[Uglybob]

i can go up escalators but i hate going down them as i always think im going to fall. I have telesales people ringing you up trying to sell you stuff or the men that come round to your door and try to sell you encyclopedias.

[David]

Before you go on an escallator, you always look at a step and pick one... I'll have this one, no wait, maybe this one, errr no this one.

Everyone does it :p

David

[Dr.Solomon Berkoff]

I tell you what grinds me down. I've just been on to Sir Alan Prick at the institute.There appears to be several discrepancies in the lyrics of 'Dem Bones'
"and the knee bone is connected
to the thigh bone" .....not strictly true - the knee bone is connected to the
fibia,otherwise it would be possible to kick oneself in the eye with quadro-directional six inch legs.I shall investigate further....

[Dr.Solomon Berkoff]

Nope. It wouldn't work.

[The Cornishman]

Lions? King of the jungle indeed! They're always asleep when I go to the safari park.I'd hardly call that king-like behaviour. And even when I cut a hole in the fence for them to escape one night all they did was carry on with their stupid drinking games and complain about how you never see Yogi Bear cartoons on the telly anymore.

[Chris]

i hate people who stand on the left when riding an escalator or walking belt. ARGH

I love the simple Americans ...

Hey, there's a walking belt .. let's call it a .. urmm .. walking belt (we know them as travelators K)

Worse still, 'eye doctor' - OPTOMETRISTS !!!!!

[AndyB]

ohh Americans, dont get me started! When on the Underground in London I was asked by an American family what "Busking" meant, I was so tempted to tell them something like, "Oh, it means dont stop moving as there are vicious bunnies in the area..."

[The Cornishman]

Yep,yep I remember my lungs really hurting during an unintentionally hillarious part of Yankee sitcom 'Cheers' when an old codgers walking stick was reffered to repeatedly as a 'walker'. 'WALKER'

[The Cornishman]

Cuckoo clocks. Why should a cuckoo denote the time? Don't they lay eggs in other birds' nests?That's appalling bird world behaviour. They should be shot, instead they're rewarded with prominent positions inside clocks. It's a disgrace!

[The Cornishman]

People in front of you at the bank who try to amuse the cashier by sculpting their pile of two pence pieces into a statue of former mile world record holder,Steve Cram.You're fooling no-one,you sad git.

[The Cornishman]

The local parish council who asked permission to hold their meeting in my living room while the church hall was being exorcised. They started the meeting in April and they're still there. How long does it take to wave some incense around and tell Beelzebub to stop nicking the petty cash? If I turn on the telly they pass a resolution sending me to bed. Bloody bureaucrats.

[Adam]

Before you go on an escallator, you always look at a step and pick one... I'll have this one, no wait, maybe this one, errr no this one.

Everyone does it :p

David

David: I don't. Your just being odd. There all the same, mate.

FACT: local moylesworld members, find something else to moan about.

haha. god, we all have to make a living out of something. whatt about those ladies that stand on side streets, late at night.... do we moan about them?

[M+L Fan]

1( Radio 1 playlist inconsistencies; not playlisting some great tunes you hear on the Evening session and A-listing teenybopper shite like Kylie Minogue, Sugababes, Liberty X etc.

2( People who don't flush the toilet after urinating.

3( Narrow-minded and ignorant people who, just because they don't know about a subject, criticize it. eg. Someone who dismisses a new band as 'Shite' whilst actually never listening to one of their CDs.

4( Women who take out their anger and are bang out of order to every man they see and use the 'It's my time of the month' excuse and expect that to be alright. I mean, I don't start shouting at women when I've had a bad shave, do I?

5( People who are always in a bad mood, because they don't get enough sex.

6( People who think they are superior because they have more money, and who grade items by how much they cost.

7( Tramworks.

8( DJs who work at some crappy pub and think they are bigger than the music, often ruining a good track by saying fatuous things over the end.

9( Members of MWo. Not really!!

10( Women talking to other women while I'm in the room. Look, I don't give a shit where you bought that 'slinky new dress' from, I don't give a * about 'how difficult your lippy' is to put on, and I don't give a flying * about some 'nice' guy who you got off with on Friday.

[kendra k]

I love the simple Americans ...

Hey, there's a walking belt .. let's call it a .. urmm .. walking belt (we know them as travelators K)

Worse still, 'eye doctor' - OPTOMETRISTS !!!!!

a "travelator"? that sounds retarded, dude. i also rarely ride them as in america they are mostly found in airports and i never fly.

optometrists sound too happy- how about sightmeister?

i hate people who spell oxidise "oxydyse" or talk like ali-g

[Uglybob]

am i confusing a travelator with the thing in Gladiators


... hmmm Jet

[jc]

Nope, same thing. The Gladiators travelator was just on a steep incline. - jc

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i really hate them already sticky stamps. i used to like licking my own stamps....

[Alex Farrell]

I hate people who don't use their car indicators, you stand waiting to cross the road because the indicators are off but then he/she turns lift/right. So I say Oi, you NO, use your flippin indicators it takes 1/2 a second!!

I also can't stand people who go "Yeah I know what you mean 'but what your forgetting'..... ahhhhh, just shut up you smarmy git!!!

[Little Monster]

Is that gareth gates holding guns on your avator? What a naughty boy.

[TJD]

its ok, they're only water pistols

[M+L Fan]

What grinds me down working at a shop:

1( Cashiers or customers who talk to someone else while being served.

2( Customers who while being served, suddenly remember that they have forgotten something and wander off when there is a queue a mile long behind them.

3( People who don't say 'please' or 'thank you'.

4( Customers who ask for something completely ridicolous and then seem affronted when you tell them you havn't got what they're looking for.

5( People who seem to hold a family reunion in the middle of the busiest aisle.

6( Customers who always think you are trying to cheat them out of money; they always scrutinize change and examine receipt very closely.

7( People who ask 'how much is this' when it sais quite clearly in HUGE letters below the product precisely how much it is.

8( Gay people.

9( Customers who make embarrassing comments and think they are funny - shut up and just buy your goods.

10( Customers who whinge and bitch about whatever they can find wrong about the shop, and people who threaten to take the shop to Trading standards.

[LE_VEY]

You think thats bad in a shop?? yeh i agree with most of them, well all infact but you missed one vital one, fecking irish picky gypsy bast**ds that try and pike everything off the shelf!!! GGRRRRR!!!! i have issues with them!!!