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By Uglybob
#165715
this is a site for sad bastards who dont have girlfriends so this thread will be really really popular
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By Sidders
#165721
I couldn't get out my door this morning...

Oh shit...
By Duran
#165771
My girlfriend got me a card! That's as good as it gets....
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By MK Chris
#165772
Tickets to REM.. Well chuffed.
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By ~JACQUI~
#165785
I got a card, a little stick thing for the garden and gold necklace and earrings
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By Minnie the Minx
#165871
I didn't get anything from anyone. So I went shopping and bought 3CDs and 3 pairs of earrings. :D Who needs a partner?
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By Uglybob
#165873
yeah, lets all masturbate


... umm maybe not




taxi
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#165888
bob this mass masturbation idea just won't take off. theres the whole stamina issue for a start.

3 pairs of earrings... hmmm
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By Jonny Hoare
#165895
ickles had have the board anyhow....
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#165903
in terms of mass she won't have had half the board until she has shagged sidla.
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By Betti911
#165911
I got the HUGE Lush set as requested and I got my boyfriend footie tickets :)

Who says boys don't take hints! Didn't bother with a card as recommended and guess what?.... he didn't get me a card either! Do you think thats a bad sign? He said it was enough of a trauma having to bear the stench of lush to get my pressie :(
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By Ickle Angel
#165925
Yay! So hinting does work sometimes betti :)

I was told that ill have some flowers delivered but not on valnetines day when im expecting them. And we all know why that is
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#165933
he doesn't like you enough to spend that much money?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#165940
She got me an imaginary meat and potato pie.
By Jono
#165943
Wow, that's quite something.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#165952
i think it was a response to when she said she wanted something hot and steamy inside her and i got her a sausage roll.

imaginaryworldwithsavouriestastic
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By DemonHorse
#166011
Best thing I ever got from a g/f, was actually for my birthday, not valentines, a trip to stringfellows, (she lived in London) and a threesome afterwards. Best birthday for me, it was my 18th too :D
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#166028
yeah bet the other guy wasn't best pleased.