[The Cornishman]

Allright, allright I know its not as good as it used to be,and self trumpet blowage should never be encouraged, but about a year ago I sent some of my not very brilliant comedy to the afformentioned magazine.In abscence of reply I became wrapped in the ultimate pathos that my letter had ended up on the office dart board mocked by the pros as a superflous effort and laughed at for all the wrong reasons. That is until last night when a girl I have not seen for some twelve months came up to me and said 'saw you in Viz you sad bastard'..........so if anyone has the last 4 copies (going back a year) I would be very grateful so I can cut this letter out and put it with all my Mark and Lard mentions...ahem... (PARP!...PARP!)

[Benjoo]

what mark and lard mentions have you got under your belt

[The Cornishman]

Self regarding nonsense of course.Superflous to mention them all but veteran posters will remember me getting quite puffed up about five years ago when they used my questions for 'Chalk or Cheese'.(Parp!) Many highlights from then on (parp parp!) (including one where the boys gave me a round of applause)(PAAAARRRRRP!) right up to a non hobbie mention two weeks ago Friday.Notwithstanding,the old chat up line "Mark and Lard use my material don't you know?" is usually a juxtaposition for the word "twat".

[Gordon_the_Cromag]

i have the last issue of viz and didnt notice a letter from you in it

[TJD]

wow.
that is a majorly weird thing for me.
two weeks ago i bought a book that i had never ever heard of called 'viz- the dog's bollox' so it is wierd for me that you should mention it now.

[Guest]

I think I might have the dogs B.I've got a few of 'em. Gordon it could've been in any of the last 4 issues. Look for a letter from someone in Penzance initials TM.

[The Cornishman]

Bugger that was me up there.Forgot to sign in again.