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By Betti911
#168231
Colleen would like that so he'd keep his mitts off of old slappers :)+
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#168243
and he could afford to hire people to w*nk him off.
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By Betti911
#168250
True. He couldn't sign her 50 grand cheques for her pocket money tho. Maybe cutting off his manhood would be the better option?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#168253
you read heat dont you betti? and other such garbage...
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By Betti911
#168255
Not Heat. Thats too expensive. I am rather addicted to that new mag Pick Me Up. Its only 60p. Love reading real life stories. Beats Trisha any day!
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By DemonHorse
#168289
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:and he could afford to hire people to w*nk him off.


Doesn't he pay Colleen for that anyways? I figured that was how she could afford all those shopping trips for crap she can get far cheaper in the very next shop.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#168297
i believe its Ole Gunnar Soljkaers current job.
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By Quincy
#168301
he has got some stumpy little arms and head hasnt he.
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By Sidders
#168307
I can see that his left arm goes behind that Palace player, but where has his right arm gone?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#168316
its behind him you pillock*


*like his chances of winning the champions league this season.
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By Betti911
#168327
DemonHorse wrote:
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:and he could afford to hire people to w*nk him off.


Doesn't he pay Colleen for that anyways? I figured that was how she could afford all those shopping trips for crap she can get far cheaper in the very next shop.


She mustn't get the job done to his satisfaction if he has to look elsewhere.... to old whores... yuck.
By Father_Dowling
#168332
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:its behind him you pillock*


*like his chances of winning the champions league this season.


i actually think its bent at the elbow in towards his beer belly
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By Andy Bkr
#168352
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:its behind him you pillock*


*like his chances of winning the champions league this season.
oh yes its certainly good to see the dirty mancs heading for another trophyless season
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By Sidders
#168379
How does he manage to bend his arm backwards?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#168388
using his shoulder you inflexible muppet.
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By Betti911
#168395
Gaspode and the joys of football yoga :)
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By DemonHorse
#168409
Betti911 wrote:
DemonHorse wrote:
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:and he could afford to hire people to w*nk him off.


Doesn't he pay Colleen for that anyways? I figured that was how she could afford all those shopping trips for crap she can get far cheaper in the very next shop.


She mustn't get the job done to his satisfaction if he has to look elsewhere.... to old whores... yuck.


True, [kurt angle] it's damn true..... [/kurt angle]
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By Dickie
#168427
baldydom1 wrote:
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:its behind him you pillock*


*like his chances of winning the champions league this season.
oh yes its certainly good to see the dirty mancs heading for another trophyless season


Another trophyless season? Last season i believe we won the FA cup.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#168437
did he say last season?
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By iSeb
#168441
DemonHorse wrote:True, [kurt angle] it's damn true..... [/kurt angle]


Copy my style there...

[The Rock] It doesnt matter.... [/The Rock]
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By Dickie
#168446
The term 'another' would imply he meant consecutive seasons
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By DemonHorse
#168449
Sarcasm Central wrote:
DemonHorse wrote:True, [kurt angle] it's damn true..... [/kurt angle]


Copy my style there...

[The Rock] It doesnt matter.... [/The Rock]



[Stone Cold Steve Austin]What?![/Stone Cold Steve Austin]

ok ok it's getting kinda old now, I'll use it when it's actually funny from now....

[Booker T with a slight hint of MR T]Can you dig that, sucka?[/Booker T...]
By Father_Dowling
#168452
i thought you said youd use it when its funny?
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By DemonHorse
#168453
and I thought someone said you were being banned.....