[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Bringing a Downs Syndrome kid with you is laying it on too thick. Some of us are poor y'know.

[Betti911]

If I'm asked to sponsor another one of my friends or buy rock hard cakes I'll cry. Have no money left for the end of the month and only a bad hangover to show for it

[Andy Bkr]

all the tramps round here have some skinny little dog n they beg for money to "buy there dog some food " we all know it will go on special brew tho

[Quincy]

i hate the people who come around the pubs and bars. they make you feel guilty, especially the old ladies. pubs shouldnt let these people in. they really annoy me

[Andy Bkr]

i hate the people who come around the pubs and bars. they make you feel guilty, especially the old ladies. pubs shouldnt let these people in. they really annoy me

we have one old women wobbling along on a friday with her walking stick i think she collects so she can go to mecca bingo on a saturday because its always just friday nights

[Betti911]

Hate those guys who come round at night with those horrible single roses and fluresent dummies or glow sticks. Either gift would not be appreciated by me from a guy.

[Quincy]

nothing says i love you like a florecent dummy

[pip1984_2k]

I dont like "toilet addenants" or in reality scrubbers and beggers.

One Pound to give me sum soap, no thank you.

[Ickle Angel]

We had a bloke come in with a painted on beard asking people for shracknell

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Shracknell is that near Bracknell?

[Eddie]

are you sure he didn't ask for shrapnel as that's a term for loose change.

[Ickle Angel]

Oh yeah lol Sorry not really with it today

[Eddie]

tis ok

[Quincy]

toilet attendants are bad as well.

"freshen up for the ladies" - p*ss off and get a real job

[Betti911]

Do they have toilet attendants in male cubicles as well?

I remember some 'homeless' bum asking me for money at the bus stop and when me and the rest of the people waiting for the bus gave him some cash he used it to jump a taxi while we were still waiting for our bloody bus! Last time I give money to a tramp!

[Ickle Angel]

I had one like that not long ago!

[Eddie]

Do they have toilet attendants in male cubicles as well?

Not actually in the cubicles, no, that would be weird. Sometimes, in a club or a bar, there might be one waiting by the taps etc.

[Walter Sobchak]

all the tramps round here have some skinny little dog n they beg for money to "buy there dog some food " we all know it will go on special brew tho

Is there a special place to get those dogs, they are usually quite well behaved, (although NOT well groomed!) follow the stinky's without a lead and look pitiful......

Rough Ruffs - THE place to get your begging dog, All our dogs are specially trained to hang their heads and look sorry for themselves, guaranteed to make you any enough money EACH DAY to keep yourself high AND drunk or your money back

[Quincy]

Do they have toilet attendants in male cubicles as well?

Not actually in the cubicles, no, that would be weird. Sometimes, in a club or a bar, there might be one waiting by the taps etc.

yes by the sinks. and they try and sell you lollipops.

[Betti911]

Never seen guys with lollypops in Glasgow at the dancing. It would look a bit 90's dance scene wouldn't it?

[Sidders]

I'd never seen a 'freshen up dude' as I call them before I went out in Reading. You don't seem to get them in Leicester or Sheffield, or maybe I just don't go in the right places. Or do go in the right places, whichever way you look at it.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

more a "checking you arent taking drugs dude"

[pip1984_2k]

They really do me head in.
Arghh with the're stupid rip of versions of Joop etc
*1 spray* to the neck **and another* "oh and one for the ladies" *Sprays groin*
U just feel like saying get away from my * and shell bay!

"One for the ladies" Does he expect the place is full of vertically challenged ladies?

[Sidders]

No, he expects them all to be slappers.

[pip1984_2k]

Well I am from Tamworth lol