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By Quincy
#169028
im thinking shagged nearly to death by cat deeley, switch on the telly to see pompey win the world cup (new rules - any team can go in it as long as they are in the world) and then explode for no apparent reason.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#169029
death by sexual exhaustion caused by atomic kitten and b*witched.
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By DemonHorse
#169030
Same as Gaspode, but just the twins from B*witched and my girlfriend...

I see a theme developing here....
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By Betti911
#169171
Old and happy a long long time away for me
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#169181
a long long time away? like in the roman times?

in that case i'd like to die shagging eve*


*not the crap singer.
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By Betti911
#169191
A long long time away in the future I hope.

Death in the roman times was quite grim.

I'd like to pass away in my sleep.
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By Andy Bkr
#169193
heres a change to thread what song would you like played at your funeral
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By Quincy
#169194
not in a blaze of glory?
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By Betti911
#169196
I don't mind. I hopefully won't be there :)
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By Andy Bkr
#169203
didnt see that appologises
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By DemonHorse
#169293
Betti911 wrote:I don't mind. I hopefully won't be there :)


Don't worry you wont be as long as your name isn't Reggie Perrin...
By M&S
#169308
probably a moonsault of the top of the london eye, landing on nick knowles. Maybe Andrew Marr doing the commentary.

I'm watching clockwork orange, and am being brainwashed into setting up a gang. We'll need someone with a comedy sound effects machine when we get into fight's. Also, someone with a sky+ box.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#169309
i cant watch that because i get images of dawn french.
By M&S
#169311
stanley kubrick doesn't look like dawn french...oh you mean the terry's chocolates ads. Well don't worry, she won't be in the gang.
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By Quincy
#169313
you'll need a gang member to have lots of songs that can be played at high tempo. also a member needs to be some kind of make up artist as you never know when you might need to make an appearance on a trisha gang special, perhaps featuring lisa rileys fat friends gang.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#169314
oh can i be the gang member who brings firewood?

Gaspode The "preparing for a strike" Wonder Dog
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By Sidders
#169340
Clockwork Orange is * up.
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By DemonHorse
#169415
that's part of what makes it such a great film...
By MC
#169423
I know I'm in the minority but I think its rubbish.
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By Sidders
#169425
It is rubbish. It makes no sence and it's deliberately shocking.
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By Quincy
#169447
any film that has been banned at some point is good.

also we copied it and got and A* for our gcse drama in 1999 so i have fond memories of it.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#169479
i wish channel four would ban four weddings.

although to be fair they havent shown it in at least a week.
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By Betti911
#169500
I saw that film 9 songs last night. It was just like a porn film with boy music. The actors were actually having real sex. Bet they wouldn't show that on channel 4.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#169505
nah cost channel five will be in like a shot.

Any Nazis?