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By DemonHorse
#169009
Shark
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By pip1984_2k
#169015
Sloth
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By Quincy
#169019
im thinking panther but a friendly one
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By Sidders
#169035
Dog. I'm boring.
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By MK Chris
#169064
Elephant. I'm used to sharing a house with large objects, my sister's fat.

On a slightly related note has anyone seen that Father of the Pride thing that's on Sky at the moment? I'd never heard of it but my housemate was watching it yesterday. Quite funny actually.
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By fish heads
#169066
It's a new show - but apparently already been cancelled after 10 or so eps in the states. Haven't seen it yet though.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#169087
i would like to also request a pheasent because they are so thick it makes me laugh.
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By Quincy
#169090
note;

i wont actually be providing the requested animals
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By pip1984_2k
#169113
Topher wrote:Elephant. I'm used to sharing a house with large objects, my sister's fat.


That has just made me laugh so much lol
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By Betti911
#169192
A dog but a friendly one
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By Betti911
#169198
Yep one who coulf do small household tasks and save drowning kids etc.
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By Quincy
#169202
see id want the opposite. one who could drown people. not necassarily kids but anyone like intruders to my house or something. and they gotta be able to do the washing up and iron
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By Betti911
#169212
Washing and ironing would be enough for me. If the mutt saved a few kids tho then I could take the credit and be a local herione for a couple of days. If people peed me off I could drown them myself :)
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By Sidders
#169214
What about an Everton-playing Lassie?
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By Betti911
#169215
Lassie is a girl. You mean footie fans wouldn't let her play :(
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By Quincy
#169216
they need a bit of bite in the midfield
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#169218
Betti911 wrote:Lassie is a girl. You mean footie fans wouldn't let her play :(


we have a womens team.. most are attractive actually.
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By Betti911
#169224
As attractive as Lassie?
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By Adam
#169225
Or Sidla?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#169227
Poor sidders hes much maligned... hes not as attractive as lassie though.
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By Sidders
#169229
Lassie isn't a girl is he?