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By Sidders
#169836
It would probably involve my almost-girlfriend and a day in bed.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#169854
you lazy bugger..... bet it also involves her going and buying you food while you sleep.
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By DemonHorse
#169863
Mine would involve my girlfriend, me, a stocked bar on a tropical island that we have all to ourselves...
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By Quincy
#169876
Sidla wrote:It would probably involve my almost-girlfriend and a day in bed.


i almost feel sorry for you in a strange way
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By Andy Bkr
#169884
or his girlfriend?
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By Morals
#169886
Exactly what is an almost-girlfriend anyway?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#169893
Morals wrote:Exactly what is an almost-girlfriend anyway?


hes not shagging her.
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By Andy Bkr
#169895
either that or thats all they do
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By Morals
#169897
Ickle Angel wrote:Someone you arent quite going out with but you know you both lik each other. Personally i dont get it- you are either with someone or you arent


That's got to be the best mis-spelling I've seen in a while.....
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By Morals
#169901
Surely if you know you're late for work it would make more sense to go to work rather than sitting on the 'net posting messages to a message board?
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By Betti911
#169904
I was late for work this morning as was stuck behind an old prune who was going less than 25mph on a 60mph. Think once you get to 50 you should be made to take your test every 5yrs :)
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By Andy Bkr
#169909
and of course u never miss spell things when ur on time do u ickle :)
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By Mcqueen_
#169922
Morals wrote:Exactly what is an almost-girlfriend anyway?


She's had the pills, just waiting for her little soldier to be chopped off.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#169947
as you are in the know McQueen is there any truth in the rumour sidla will use the off-cuts to boost his own prowess?
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By DemonHorse
#169948
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:
Morals wrote:Exactly what is an almost-girlfriend anyway?


hes not shagging her.


Andy bkr wrote:either that or thats all they do


No thats just called a casual sex thing..... or an 'open' relationship/non commital etc....
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By Sidders
#169951
Morals wrote:Exactly what is an almost-girlfriend anyway?

It's a friend who is a girl, and I'd really like it to be more, and I'm sure she feels the same way.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#169953
you should go on scott mill sidla.......

i mean his show... nowt dirty.
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By Sidders
#169955
TBH, Mills could help, but I wouldn't have the courage.