[Ben_Jammin]

Look Everyone Just calm down im here now and it will all be ok so look lets just sit on the floor and pray for a while.. yeah?

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i can't get on the floor, i'm sunburnt and it hurts if i move. can i sit on a chair?

[kendra k]

poppy, you need a cushion and some aloe, it'll help.

[a_girl_from_mars]

wahoo benjamin!! long time...no wait i spoke to you the other day.

[Funky Drummer]

I hope you've brought some sane views to the board. We've had to deal with Cornishman recently, who I'm sure you'll get to know quicker than you'd like.

Rich~

[M+L Fan]

I'm slightly confused. Is Cornishman the same as Cornish Twat or whatever he calls himself?

[Funky Drummer]

yup, the one and only

[M+L Fan]

Oh, he seems to have changed. I always remembered Cornish twat to have been relatively psychologically stable. Perhaps his medication has run out.

[M+L Fan]

I think perhaps he is trying to be the new Jonny Hoare by having his two bobs worth on every subject, thus causing a lowering of the standards of posting on this board and continuing with the rather childish practice of 'boosting' ones post tally.

[kendra k]

is cornish tw@ just another facet of the hoare man? i seriously doubt it, but they both are cornish, and they whole lot is from cornwall... maybe i'm over analysing the situation.

[M+L Fan]

That's quite possible, because Cornwall is quite a backwood, celtic, rustic country-bumpkin, yocal, cider-swilling, tractor-driving, funny accented sort of place, the odds on there being more than 1 household with a computer is relatively slim.

[The Cornishman]

(Echo-y Church Sermon Mode) "I note disparagement towards my beloved home land.Why, such a path can only lead to ignorance,intolerance and, ultimately, to indiscriminate wrenchwork.I say to thee whom arrive in this temple of pith and merriment 'Repent! Repent!'. We are but the sum of our parts,(except in fractional mathematics) embrace the County my child, and let us walk sideways unto the Kingdom of Hea'en...In the name of the Tractor,in the name of the turnip, in the name of the Holy Jesus it is that the time!...etc

[Morals]

poppy, you need a cushion and some aloe, it'll help.

Aloe Vera gel kept in the fridge works wonders...

[Ickle Angel]

It does work that cos we always do that on holiday.

When does the service for praying start? Wouyldnt want to miss it

[Jonny Hoare]

I am not the Cornish Twat but i am one

just taking a brief sorjourn for a period... i'm knackered