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id risk certain death by

drinking my own urine mixed with coke and toothpaste
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5%
lick cream off a sweaty mans armpit
2
11%
french kissing one of ur aunties or uncles
3
16%
running down a city centre naked with no entry stuck on my back
4
21%
staying in a locked room with ruby wax for 72 hours
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32%
tieing a rope round my penis and letting a greyhound pull onto it for a day
No votes
0%
having sex with jackie stallone for at least an hour
3
16%
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By Uglybob
#166364
say you had to do one of these things or else be killed by having lisa riley suck you off then shoot you with a rifle, what would you do instead.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#166365
the aunty thing easy... one of mine is fit and they are only related by marriage.
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By DemonHorse
#166366
Naked city centre run, then find a gun and shoot Lisa Riley
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By MK Chris
#166389
Yeah I'd do the city centre run as well.
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By Quincy
#166390
its clearly the easy option
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By DemonHorse
#166426
and running ANYWHERE is something I don't do lightly....
Last edited by DemonHorse on Sun Feb 20, 2005 8:16 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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By Sidders
#166435
I'm just trying to work out if I'm actually desperate enough to willingly shag Jackie Stallone...
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By Quincy
#166442
well id guess you probably are desperate to shag anything
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#166448
for a second i thought that was a reply to something i had written.

i dont know if i am relieved now or depressed.
By M&S
#166468
i'm pretty much up for all of the above.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#166472
even with a male greyhound?

sicko.
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By Betti911
#167240
I'd quite enjoy a natter with Ruby Wax. She's quite fun. You can keep the rest of the options tho... I don't want named as a third party in my aunts potential divorce action :) Not a wise way to wait for a potential inheritence
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#167254
you and ruby wax in a room.... hell on earth.
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By Quincy
#167258
some of them would be quite good to get scott mills to do for comic relief.

i wonder if spoony would be up for any of them
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By DemonHorse
#167265
Quincy wrote:some of them would be quite good to get scott mills to do for comic relief.

i wonder if spoony would be up for any of them


Nah i'd just ask Scott Mills to f**k off for comic relief and give him a fiver for doing it.... and pay wes to go back to radio 1
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By Betti911
#167317
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:you and ruby wax in a room.... hell on earth.


We don't want to hear any more of your sordid fantasies Gaspode.....
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By Walter Sobchak
#170496
interesting how nobody minds tieing a rope round their penis and letting a greyhound pull onto it for a day :? 8O
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By MK Chris
#170500
Read it again. You vote for what you would rather do - therefore the fact that no one has voted for that means no one would like that to happen even in a worst case scenario.
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By DemonHorse
#170555
Worries me that the room with Ruby Wax is most popular (if thats the word for it, maybe its most tolerable or some crap like that) option...
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By Sidders
#170567
You'd probably just kill her though, so it wouldn't be too bad.