- Tue Jan 22, 2002 11:53 am
#1710
Keith: "I was living at the Langham Hilton in London at the time. There was a DJ from a famous London radio station who i'd gotten to know; we went out drinking one night and he ended up staying at mine because he was too * to go home. It's bad enough that he went into a coma and started puking all over the * place, which was vile, but he was also making all these farting noises. I woke up at about half six and the smell in the room was so bad it was making me retch. I went into the bathroom to have a piss, looked into the batch and there was a * cow pat in there. And i mean a cow pat, the width of a magazine and about a foot high. He'd shit in the bath! It was * rank. I had to tell the concierge because of the state of the room: there was puke, shit, everything. I wasn't getting blaimed on that one. It was horrific. And as a result I haven't been on the piss with him since.<br><br>FHM