[MC]

Found this on a website that basically slates Moyles to death. Is a follow up post about Radio 1 in general and the funniest thing I've read for a while...

http://www.justramit.co.uk/justramit-283.htm

this is the story of my day thanks to the mindless twat who has the audacity to put radio 1 on his radio, what a selfish prick

08.45 - arrive at work to here the bloated piece of shit moyles spouting on about what nonsence he got up to in the pub last minxht, with the identykit arselickers in the background chipping in with smart arse comments. comedy dave , comedy my arse. ram it moyles!!

10.00am - gravel voiced bint whileys turn to annoy the nation, * me the last thing i need at 10 oclock in the morning with a hangover is this cheerful cow telling me whats cool and great and whatever tripe is your song of the * week, this is national radio nobody actually cares what you like, oh look its 11 oclock and it time for briggie pissing smales to tell me whats going on 8 thousand miles away in hollywood, im a hairyarsed air con engineer what the hell do i care what "brad" and "jennifer" are up to (eating razor blades hopefully)

12.45 - newsbeat comes along to patronise us and talk to us, US! the daft bastards that pay your wage, like * playschool kids, if i can understand the theory of pressure-temperature-volume relationships during adiabatic procceses, then i think i can grasp whatever shit it is your telling me.

13.00 - the moment i fear arrives!! colin blow your * nose murrey and edith bulldog licking piss bowmen. i dont have the vocabulary to say how much i dislike these people, what is it with radio 1 and regional accents. thank god for lunch time.

16.00- oh we have a variety of * to choose from, professional northener and all round slapper sara cox, the walking advert for banning homosexuality scott mills, the mindnumbingly inane nemone.

i sometimes wonder how i do any work with all the pent up ragei have from listening to radio 1, but these are just a few of the wankers that make my day hell there is jk and joel, now these tits were on the manc station key 103 and used exactly the same material as they do now. and there is "dj" spooney iwould disembowel him with a spoon if he ever came near me. the only option is to drop one of those daisycutter bombs straight into broadcasting house with the twat who makes me listen to it on his
radio, strapped to it.

[iSeb]

the funniest thing I've read for a while...

Quoted for truth

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

12.45 - newsbeat comes along to patronise us and talk to us, US! the daft bastards that pay your wage, like * playschool kids, if i can understand the theory of pressure-temperature-volume relationships during adiabatic procceses, then i think i can grasp whatever * it is your telling me.
.

spot on.

i hate newsbeat. the other day instead of saying the Pope was give the last rights they said "special prayers you say when someone is near death"

[Steve.]

Found this on a website that basically slates Moyles to death. Is a follow up post about Radio 1 in general and the funniest thing I've read for a while...

http://www.justramit.co.uk/justramit-283.htm

this is the story of my day thanks to the mindless twat who has the audacity to put radio 1 on his radio, what a selfish prick

08.45 - arrive at work to here the bloated piece of * moyles spouting on about what nonsence he got up to in the pub last minxht, with the identykit arselickers in the background chipping in with smart arse comments. comedy dave , comedy my arse. ram it moyles!!

10.00am - gravel voiced bint whileys turn to annoy the nation, * me the last thing i need at 10 oclock in the morning with a hangover is this cheerful cow telling me whats cool and great and whatever tripe is your song of the * week, this is national radio nobody actually cares what you like, oh look its 11 oclock and it time for briggie pissing smales to tell me whats going on 8 thousand miles away in hollywood, im a hairyarsed air con engineer what the hell do i care what "brad" and "jennifer" are up to (eating razor blades hopefully)

12.45 - newsbeat comes along to patronise us and talk to us, US! the daft bastards that pay your wage, like * playschool kids, if i can understand the theory of pressure-temperature-volume relationships during adiabatic procceses, then i think i can grasp whatever * it is your telling me.

13.00 - the moment i fear arrives!! colin blow your * nose murrey and edith bulldog licking piss bowmen. i dont have the vocabulary to say how much i dislike these people, what is it with radio 1 and regional accents. thank god for lunch time.

16.00- oh we have a variety of * to choose from, professional northener and all round slapper sara cox, the walking advert for banning homosexuality scott mills, the mindnumbingly inane nemone.

i sometimes wonder how i do any work with all the pent up ragei have from listening to radio 1, but these are just a few of the wankers that make my day hell there is jk and joel, now these tits were on the manc station key 103 and used exactly the same material as they do now. and there is "dj" spooney iwould disembowel him with a spoon if he ever came near me. the only option is to drop one of those daisycutter bombs straight into broadcasting house with the twat who makes me listen to it on his
radio, strapped to it.

All he needed to add was: "I should have been a DJ!!"

[Andy Bkr]

u think he/she likes radio 1?

[DemonHorse]

this is the story of my day thanks to the mindless twat who has the audacity to put radio 1 on his radio, what a selfish prick

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the only option is to drop one of those daisycutter bombs straight into broadcasting house with the twat who makes me listen to it on his
radio, strapped to it.

Bet he never actually tells the guy with the radio to turn it down or anything, or gets his own. Noo that would be too logical for this prat me thinks

[Blazin Babe]

I'v seen anti Moyles rants that are worse than this but i couldn't post them here they contain too much swearing,if i edited it all out there wouldn't be much left to read . One site actually posted a reply from Moyles himself which was interesting. I wonder if these people also watch t.v. programmes they hate and have a cd collection of all their least favourite bands? It's just so stupid it makes me maaaaaaaaaaaad!

[huckerby6]

A favourite trick is to make farting noises all through songs he doesn’t like. You can hear the sad t**t giggling like a schoolgirl as he performs a routine that would be lame coming from a 13 year old schoolboy.

Do you think these ppl listen to him at all. Ive never heard him do that once

[Uglybob]

yes ive heard him do that on quiet slow songs that he doesnt like

[Quincy]

yeah hes done it quite a lot. mark and lard did virtualy the same to any jamiroquai song though so it aint realy unique. either him or ja rule so its a win win situation.

[Sidders]

Mark and Lard did that more than Moyles ever has. I'm not sure I can remember Moyles doing it at all, but I'll guess he probably has done.

Newsbeat is far too patronising though.

[DemonHorse]

even if he does it occasionally, it's better than Vermin trying to 'sing' over songs on his show...

[MK Chris]

Newsbeat is far too patronising though.

Haha if you find it patronising they haven't got much hope of anyone not..

[Sidders]

Thanks for that. Which one of us has the degree here?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

ha like degrees mean owt. i have one and im fick.

[Andy Bkr]

whats your degree in? spice girls?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

its the history of idiocy on messageboards. I'm creating a new era.

[Betti911]

Why didn't this guy just change station?

[Sidders]

I'd like to read your dissertation.

[Andy Bkr]

disa what?

[DemonHorse]

whats your degree in? spice girls?

Do you pay attention?:P

His degree is obviously in B*Witched.... with a dissertation entitled "Which was the fitter sister - Edele or Keavy."

[Walter Sobchak]

He reminds me of a pin - the sharp end that is!

08.45 - arrive at work ......... mindnumbingly inane nemone

Hmm, no wonder he's stressed out, arrives at work 08:45 and works through till after 04:00!

if i can understand the theory of pressure-temperature-volume relationships during adiabatic procceses.........

....then I can understand how to ask for the radio station to be changed, or the radio turned off, and even, if it's unbearable (which it seems it is) I can understand how to hand in my notice and look for another job, after all I am a ***kin bigheaded Tw*t!

He should think himself lucky, where I work they insist on listening to "Heres-an-old-tune-that-was-crap-then-and-sounds-worse-now-followed-by-some-old-git-telling-you-to-visit-his-shop-which-sells-crap-followed-by-a-crap-new-(2-years-old)-song-by-some-crap-inane-boy/girl-group-FM!"

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I'd like to read your dissertation.

i didn't do a disseration. its a six year long practical.

[fred]

wat r u people on about

[Ickle Angel]

I'd like to read your dissertation.

I bet Sidders uses that line on all the girls at uni