[Andy Bkr]

the best ive heard ( no names mentioned ) was jersey? isnt that near scotland

[Ickle Angel]

You git! Theres a few stupid things blokes say too but im off home in 10 minutes

[Morals]

I asked a friend at work if she was doing anything for St Georges day and she said she might, especially since her grandad's Irish....

[Quincy]

most things women say are stupid really

[Morals]

Some just more stupid than others...

[Console]

If you don't know now, then I won't tell you

I know its a cliche, but I've actually heard women say it, and mean it.

Although my number one favourite is :-

They are lumps of fat.

That was Betti911 talking about breasts here. Breast are not just fat. I don't know why I like them, I don't know why other men like them, but they are not just fat, trying to make a man believe that they are nothing special is an impossible and fruitless task.

[Morals]

If they're just fat, why do women wear tops that show off as much of them as they can? They're so much more than that, they're lunch for babies and toys for adults.....

[DemonHorse]

If they're just fat, why do women wear tops that show off as much of them as they can? They're so much more than that, they're lunch for babies and toys for adults.....

Yup dual/triple function, extremely practical. Fat isn't half as practical.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i dunno mine acts as storage, lagging, anchorage, buoyancy, protection from stabbing.

[Ickle Angel]

If they're just fat, why do women wear tops that show off as much of them as they can? They're so much more than that, they're lunch for babies and toys for adults.....

Thats the trouble with good weather. They all let it hang out when it really should be left covered up

[Betti911]

Personally I stick with my origional statement about boobies. Can see how they are usefull for feeding babies but can't see how they are such interesting toys for men. I'd get bored playing with boobies.

[Ickle Angel]

Its cos they dont have them themselves and so are quite fascinated with them

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

some of us have them thanks.

[Ickle Angel]

Oh yeah i forgot about you Gaspode. What size bra do u take again?

[Betti911]

Are you really that big Gaspode or are you just kidding? What weight are you?

[Ickle Angel]

I actually think hes probably really slim

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yeah im 4 st 5 but im actually an inch high.

[Betti911]

Noones willy can be that small

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

mines inverted.

like a duck.

[Betti911]

Poor you. Go to your doctors. A woman would have to do minor surgery on your willy to have sex with you.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

[~JACQUI~]

Stupid things women say....I could write a book, with just things I've said!

Example

I think that Eric Van Nistelrooy's a great player

For one....

[Sidders]

I wouldn't buy it.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

the ducks penis?

I would.

[Ickle Angel]

Ewwwww no