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By Uglybob
#175300
c'mon it has to be done

1. his "girlfriend" looks like shes been behind the counter at boots and tried all the cheap products on herself and needs a nose job cos it looks like it could open a tin of paint

2. apparantly he met her on a christian chat room on the internet. yeah right, she looks the type doesnt she. im told she had to stop him when he was mad one night choking the bishop outside the vestry.

3. he was 150/1 to win the thing and he never even flippin put money on himself. what a stupid git.

4. he is known as the magician yet not one time did i see him remove a rabbit from one of the corner pockets. the mans a fake.

5. when he was 13, he got sponsored £5000 a year by doc martens, by looking at him i thought it would have been ginsters pasties.

6. anyone hear him say at the final interview afterwards that him and his coach did a drive by so anyone connected with the so solid crew has to be a twat. ill include the word allegedly.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#175302
i was just gonna slag him off in the other thread then i saw this.

hes a fat, baby-faced ugly f*cker.
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By ~JACQUI~
#175303
Who???????????
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By ~JACQUI~
#175305
Sounds like a footballer
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By Andy Bkr
#175306
guy who won the snooker
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By Sidders
#175309
Uglybob wrote:3. he was 150/1 to win the thing and he never even flippin put money on himself. what a stupid git.

Yeah, and trust me to have a fiver on Stevens. Fortunately I found a fiver on the floor on the way to work yesterday so that covered my losses.
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By Betti911
#175404
Leave him alone. Its about time the underdog won.
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By Sidders
#175428
Put a fiver on chelsea tonight as a view to winning my £5 back.
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By Andy Bkr
#175432
think thats a good bet. leeds rhino's to win by 50 on friday night is my tip
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By Sidders
#175435
Like that's gonna happen.
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By Sidders
#175444
I have a friend who lives in Wakefield. Totally unrelated, but just spotted your location.
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By Uglybob
#175445
jose mourinho and mark bright to be the new miami vice actors, wonder if i can bet on that
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#175524
how is mark bright in that league?

hes as bad as garth crooks.
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By Quincy
#175551
good ol' fatty murphy.
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By Adam
#175552
jose mourinho is a good looking bloke for his age me thinks. ;)
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By Quincy
#175554
so do most people adam :wink: :wink: :wink:
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By Adam
#175564
Wakefield - is that a band as well as a part of leeds?
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By Sidders
#175597
Wakefield is a city in it's own right, it's about 20 miles from Leeds.
By MC
#175604
My cousins live there.

FACT.

as if this thread couldn't have got any better eh?
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By Uglybob
#175606
you make a decent topic and it goes crap by no fault of my own. the things you do to keep going