[Uglybob]

Bearing in mind I didnt start the Big Brother topic further down the list means i cant post a poll there so I have to post it here.

[Benjoo]

jonny and kate are the funniest so any of them

[Funky Drummer]

sorry, but i really couldn't care less. I think kate may do it, but I'm not bothered at all.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i think if jade wins £70,000 theres a whole tv series in her spending the money.....

7,000,000 penny sweets please......

[MentalJargon]

I want Alex to win, but I think it'll be either Jonny or Kate. As long as it isn't Jade I'll cope.

[Morals]

i think if jade wins £70,000 theres a whole tv series in her spending the money.....

7,000,000 penny sweets please......

I assume this would be a half hour show, the 29 minutes prior to her making her order being her working out the maths...

[Gigglyboots]

There would need to be a very long running series for that....

[TJD]

in a '24' stylee

[Gigglyboots]

Yep, that would probably have to be it.
Wonder who would watch it?

[matt5cott]

Burn the house and them, give the 70k to charity.

[kendra k]

they're only doing this for £70,000? no wonder they have the dregs...

[Jonny Hoare]

trailer trash


for a measly amount of cash

[Uglybob]

yeah its a million in the states.

I voted for the first time this series today and i voted for...

[chrise_316]

kate's got to win

[Lawrie]

the thing is if jade wins £70,000 it wont be enough.......

a face and body transplant must cost at least £10 million

[Morals]

Jade could use the money to pay for an education. Mind you, she can probably learn for free if she gets banged up for not paying her council tax. (I'm really hoping she gets arrested on live TV on Friday, that would be so sweet).

[Gigglyboots]

Says in the paper shes going to college if she wins to learn how to become a beautician...

But as you say if shes in jail she won't need to use her money for it.

[kendra k]

man, i read the best article about jade's mum in the sun yesterday. seems like her kind of rag.

[Gigglyboots]

Ooh! I read that too, where she says did you get my name off the "electric roll", really meaning electoral role. I now see why Jade is, well Jade!

[Morals]

I can see Jade being a TV presenter. She could do childrens shows like "Geography with Jade" where six year olds teach her where East Angular is, and what language the Portugalese speak...

[Uglybob]

if she got on T4 she would the smartest one on it. Im waiting for Sarapongs head to fall off.

[Morals]

That woman who presents T4 Sunday has a head like a puffer fish balaqnced on top of a * stick...

[Uglybob]

latest odds

Kate 1/2 FAVOURITE
Alex 5/2
Jonny 6/1
Jade 16/1

[Morals]

Jonny should win as he's been by far the most entertaining (except when Kate fell over trying to get dressed whilst pissed). Kate's only going to win because she's fairly fit...

[Morals]

I wish I'd bothered to go down the bookies now....