[kendra k]

i was just watching bargain hunt in sacramento at your parents' house on a saturday night. i seriously can't believe we get this show in america (let alone on the diy chanel). what's more, it's the same episode i've seen three times before, the only epsiode i've ever seen completely. i think i'm cursed...

now i'll be dreaming of david dickinson and a victorian foot stool. i think i need more of berkeley and more moyles in my life.

[Jonny Hoare]

cheap as fries, kendra can i call you kendra

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

at my parents house?

Gaspode the "confused" wonder dog

[kendra k]

yes gaspode, i was staying at your parents' house in sacramento for a dirty weekend. you dad can play a rough david dickinson well...


sorry, i was at MY parents' house. i do have them some how. all this time i thought i was hatched from an egg.

[Morals]

I have no parents, I was raised by dolphins

[matt5cott]

I was raised at the Shepton Mallet antique fair...

[Jonny Hoare]

i was concived at the shepton mallet antique faier

[mnky]

dickinson, what a beast of a presenter.

the bastard son of ian mcshane & dale winton.

dave, dale and bob monkhouse make up what is know as 'the trio of orangeness'

[TJD]

I was repeatedly shot at by hitmen at the shepton mallet antique faier

[Jonny Hoare]

did you now bob monkhouse is battling cancer.....

dale winton's career is taking a dive

dave dickinson - to save the orange

[mnky]

they three could do the new 'pugwall' , the true orange organics.







brilliance.

[Uglybob]

OIII What about the King

DES O CONNOR

[mnky]

i knew i was missing someone out.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

aargh that picture of dale dolly an george is the most hideous thing ive ever seen.....

[Morals]

Dale looks like he's trying to take a dump...

[Uglybob]

Dolly "That Tan aint Real"
Dale "Those tits aint real"
Boy "These Tits arent real?"

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

more likely dollys thinkin "shit im in bethnal green's panto"

[Little Monster]

1) I was told off on another board for talking too much of the king dikinson. Why do you get away with it here? Right my old avator is coming back.

2) I thought you could not get it in america?

3) It's cheap as chips not fries

4) Ladies can i call you girls, men can i call you boys?

5) Dale is also an idol. ARE YOU READY FOR SUPERMARKET SWEEP!!!

6) Even the episodes i see of bargain hunt that i have seen before remain just as entertaining as i first saw then. primetime soon!!!

[kendra k]

1- i just mentioned him because it's odd to see your every day tv pests in america. but not that tw@ jamie oliver. i called him a tw@ infront of my parents and they said, "don't be so vulgar, he's a great cook." to which my mum added, "and he's cute, gives me a tingle." my mom called me vulgar!

2- you can get loadsa crap in america. they dub bob the builder into american english but not kipper. i still don't know how nigela lawson made it over, if only her dad did...

3- i think jonny was mocking my american herritage/vocabulary

4- you can call me kendra, and .... *will try to be polite.*

5- dale winton and supermarket sweep? the american version is simply pain. i had to watch a marathon once when the remote died and i was ill on the couch. i ended up puking after the third one.

6- i still don't get bargain hunt or david dickinson. good luck to him, but really folks, it's just junk. (the stuff they buy that is.)

[Uglybob]

we get away with it here because

a/ hes been on the show recently
b/ chris always talks about the show
c/ chris always plays the bargain hunt booty by mister diffusion on this board

[Morals]

1- i just mentioned him because it's odd to see your every day tv pests in america. but not that tw@ jamie oliver. i called him a tw@ infront of my parents and they said, "don't be so vulgar, he's a great cook." to which my mum added, "and he's cute, gives me a tingle." my mom called me vulgar!

I HATE Jamie Oliver SO much it's untrue. "Pukka, yeah I'm a mockney mate, happy days etc..."

http://www.hairytongue.com/gallery/fattongue

( WARNING! Not for the easily offended!)