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Heart of the matter#17874

By Dr.Solomon Berkoff - Sun Jul 28, 2002 7:10 am

- Sun Jul 28, 2002 7:10 am #17874

They say the best way to a mans heart is through his stomach.Thats absoloute nonsense, I should know I'm a doctor. The method commonly used is to make an incision in the thorassic cavity,bypass the myocardium,and once inside the rib cage its a simple matter of removing the pericardium and voila! There it is.

#17875

By kendra k - Sun Jul 28, 2002 7:38 am

- Sun Jul 28, 2002 7:38 am #17875

i know how to rip a mans heart out with my bare hand... but it doesn't do much good because once the heart is out of the body, the man is dead. and what's the point of a dead man? nothing! they can't cook for me!

catherine wrote: kendra i love you so much

Yudster wrote:Oh shut up you titless American biatch

kendrak's attack

Re: Heart of the matter#17887

By Gigglyboots - Sun Jul 28, 2002 11:03 am

- Sun Jul 28, 2002 11:03 am #17887

Dr.Solomon Berkoff wrote:They say the best way to a mans heart is through his stomach.Thats absoloute nonsense, I should know I'm a doctor. The method commonly used is to make an incision in the thorassic cavity,bypass the myocardium,and once inside the rib cage its a simple matter of removing the pericardium and voila! There it is.

Any suggestions why we need to know this?!?

#17897

By gem - Sun Jul 28, 2002 12:27 pm

- Sun Jul 28, 2002 12:27 pm #17897

I can do at least five different kicks, several hand grips and about four throws which will do basically the same thing.

Volunteers?

I ain't vacuuming until they invent one I can ride on.

#17900

By Gigglyboots - Sun Jul 28, 2002 12:41 pm

- Sun Jul 28, 2002 12:41 pm #17900

Think I'll pass on that one Gem! I don't think I will get on the wrong side of you, lol.

#17945

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Sun Jul 28, 2002 7:06 pm

- Sun Jul 28, 2002 7:06 pm #17945

sod all that fancy stuff just eat loads an sit on people. simple but effective....

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#17994

By Benjoo - Sun Jul 28, 2002 10:54 pm

- Sun Jul 28, 2002 10:54 pm #17994

gem wrote:I can do several hand grips

Volunteers?

Me First please :lol:

#17996

By LE_VEY - Sun Jul 28, 2002 10:55 pm

- Sun Jul 28, 2002 10:55 pm #17996

MEN!!!!

#17998

By Uglybob - Sun Jul 28, 2002 10:58 pm

- Sun Jul 28, 2002 10:58 pm #17998

le_vey

FIRST WARNING
Posting crap too much in too short a time, ive seen two threads with the last person replying was you at 23:44 twice. Two replys in less than a minute is something even Jonny doesnt do.

dave benson phillips

#18000

By LE_VEY - Sun Jul 28, 2002 11:00 pm

- Sun Jul 28, 2002 11:00 pm #18000

IM bored!!!! sorry but i only come on the net about once every fornite so im ,makin up for it ok???

#18001

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Sun Jul 28, 2002 11:01 pm

- Sun Jul 28, 2002 11:01 pm #18001

see now thats just a challenge......

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#18103

By gem - Mon Jul 29, 2002 5:47 pm

- Mon Jul 29, 2002 5:47 pm #18103

Benjo_mWo wrote:
gem wrote:I can do several hand grips

Volunteers?

Me First please

Bend over.

Only joking!

I ain't vacuuming until they invent one I can ride on.

#18105

By Jonny Hoare - Mon Jul 29, 2002 5:49 pm

- Mon Jul 29, 2002 5:49 pm #18105

Levey I applaud you.. contiue to piss of the board and you too can achieve greatness like me.....

Shut UP BOB, you have once again failed to grasp the porcoesses of a message board-It's for posting messages on

So Shut yer arse or i might have to come out of retirement

Da Legend....
Like the candyman, mention my name and I come a running

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