[stevotrash]

Anyone familiar with plymouth culture (notices the lack of upraised arms) will know who Larry Speare is. A legendary buissnesman notorious for his self written radio adverts selling his 'world famous carpets and beds'. Larry's poor depth perception was further highlighted when he mistook Exeter for 'the other side of the world'.

Here are a few amusing image manips, hopefully Hoare boy won't be the only one to understand their meaning.

[Tall Pall]

Im not from this planet and I got it, "lol".

[Jonny Hoare]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

i've got carpets beds and furniture
i've got carpets beds and furniture
i've got carpets beds and furniture
and my name is larry speare

[Tall Pall]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

i've got a police record beds and a bold head
i've got a police record beds and a bold head
i've got a police record beds and a bold head
and my name is Jonny Hoare

[Gigglyboots]

Thats more like it Tall Paul!

[Jonny Hoare]

24 24 24
Hired taxi hitman to your door


Tall Paul, its time surrender your endowment policy..........

[Uglybob]

by the way i want to know if all get the DFS commercials because they really piss me off. They are on every ad break here. Some of the truly worst were

1. Some woman singing Shirley Bassey
2. A Charlies Angels spoof with Power Station Some Like It Hot in the backgroud
3. One like a pringles ad with the Vengaboys Boom Boom Boom Boom
4. The current one has babies with a really crap singer making Mambo 5 more worse than it already was

[Morals]

Yeah we get the DFS adverts in London Village. Not really suprising for people in my area as there's a DFS not too far from where I live

[a_girl_from_mars]

We get them in Nottingham too.
Don't know about other local radio stations,but coldseal window adverts used to be popular on Radio Trent, and the next day everyone would be singing them. They were annoying. Just thought I would share that with you all.....

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

the classic advert is ken morley (reg holdsworth off corrie) selling windows.

INTERESTING FACT: it is now impossible to make an advert without first offering the role to John Thompson.

[Jonny Hoare]

Taxi adeverts are allways the best to remebere


24 24 24
silverline taxi to your door
24 24 24
silverline taxi to your door

the only number you need to know
6-0 6-0 6-0

[Tall Pall]

Jonny adeverts are allways the best to remebere

24 24 24
jonnies still a virgin
24 24 24
jonnies still a virgin

the only numbers you need to know (jonny dial here for sex)
0800 24BALD

Stevo and I have done so many Jonny Hoar jokes in the past, I think it could call for a new thread.

[Jonny Hoare]

Jonny Hoare jokes are so passe
So 2000... get a girl you lanky inbred swilly fiend

[Tall Pall]

Did you think that up all on your own? Or did you get your girlfriend to help you, no wait the babbon ran off! And dont worry you will never have to worry about Jonny Hoare jokes being passe, after all I here Scott Mills is getting hold of some.